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Wow, I guess the US really is getting fat.

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by Johnny Bravo, Feb 5, 2005.

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  1. Johnny Bravo

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  2. UroTrash

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    #2 UroTrash, Feb 5, 2005
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    I do like the part of being tested to 2000 pounds. And the additional anchors to keep it in place. And the anti-pinch design ( I don't want to think how a person gets pinched on a crapper).

    Those are 2 happy appearing sh!tters in the ad....


    No G-man jokes OK?!?
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  3. Fan512bbi

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    I can only imagine the floaters in there.
     
  4. 134282

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    #4 134282, Feb 5, 2005
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    Holy crap...! Um... i mean...


    Well, never mind, that... look at this...!

    i had a confused look on my face trying to figure this picture out until i realized i was LOOKING UP SOMEONE'S ASS...!!!
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  5. WJHMH

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    Indeed.
     
  6. Gilles27

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    Wonderful. Rather than be healthy and lose the weight, go on ahead and replace all the toilets in your fat-house. I can't wait for the first discrimination lawsuit against McDonald's for not having these in their crappers.
     
  7. WJHMH

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    #7 WJHMH, Feb 5, 2005
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    Don't give them ideas, I fear for the future.
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  8. Sfumato

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    #8 Sfumato, Feb 5, 2005
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    We need to have Ryan pretty this up and award it as Fchat Post of the week, or the mods can assign it to trolls(unsubscribed) as their avatar??
    fun, No? Even without the G-man pic on the lid ;)
    I suck @ the Pchops, so forgive the scrawl...
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  9. wax

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    Hilarious picture as is, Sfumato. Perfect.

    What I use as a "talking out of my ass" symbol is: (_*_) - then there's the ever-popular: (_i_)

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    From FAQ page:

    What is rough in?

    •It is the distance from the back wall (behind the toilet) to the discharge hole on the floor. (Aside from the 12 in rough in standard in the U.S., there are 10 in. and 8 in.)
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    *whew* - I thought it was gonna be a disgusting answer. Wait - Oh, I see - I was thinking of rough out. Never mind. Nothing to see, folks - move along.
     
  10. SRT Mike

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    This is a good idea!

    I'm 6'3" and 230lbs and when I sit on the pooper, I notice that my legs get tingly after about 20 minutes. I dunno how some guys can spend an hour on there reading... I'd fall down when I tried to stand up!
     
  11. Ike

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    #11 Ike, Feb 5, 2005
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  12. DGS

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    It's all them con-sarned outer space rockets! Them aliens are fattening us up!

    "To Serve Man" -- It's a cookbook!!! :eek:

    (In the words of the plumbing supply store clerk: Have a nice bidet!)
     
  13. Johnny Bravo

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    LoL! That's fantastic! That really made my bidet!


    Erm, okay now that was really bad, I'm sorry :) ....ok, not really :D
     
  14. GTO84

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    "A regular toilet has a terribly small seat. This creates very uncomfortable pressure points, consequently producing numbness in the legs and thighs from lack of proper blood flow." IF YOU WEIGH 500 POUNDS! Damn. If you really sit on the toilet for extended lengths of time, maybe you should wait until you actually need to use the bathroom before you sit on the crapper. I hate lazy people.
     

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