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Ya know you are getting old when...........

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  1. PeterS

    PeterS Five Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    I'll start:

    The centerfolds in Playboy have a birthday the same year you graduated from college!
     
  2. darth550

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    The playboy centerfold is FORTY ONE years old!!!!
     
  3. jimpo1

    jimpo1 Two Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    You're out drinking with people that weren't born when you graduated from college.
     
  4. Fan512bbi

    Fan512bbi Two Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    You spell PLAYBOY as LAYBOY (Darth).
     
  5. FarmerDave

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    Hey Jim! ;)
     
  6. darth550

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    I know! :):D;) I have been calling it LAYBOY for years!

    I hope Rob doesn't mind! :D
     
  7. ryalex

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    You're out drinking with people who are old enough to be your parents! :D :D
     
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    you see a 60 yr old woman in a store and you say to yourself, i would hit that.
     
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    ryalex Two Time F1 World Champ Consultant Owner

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    you should go to Florida, you'd be in heaven! :p ;)
     
  10. Ferrari0324

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    Susanne Sommers(SP?)!!
     
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    Wow...then I've been old for quite some time now!! MILF's Baby!!!! Ain't nuthin' like 'em!
     
  12. FarmerDave

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    Sixty is not Milf territory, it's GRANDMilf territory!
     
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    The B man is the milf toemaster!!!
     
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    bernardo66 The Crazy Cat Man Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    I stand corrected.

    Milf? G-Milf? Bah!!! Why limit your options?
     
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    When you are in a thrift/vintage shop looking through t-shirts. You say to your friend, "Check out this old Rush shirt." And then you remember, you got it the first time around.
     
  16. MS250

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    Old is when your daughters freinds are hot....Damn that 21 yr old.
     
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    You cant be bothered to look at the bikini thread anymore.
     
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    That's when you know you've turned gay...
     
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    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    when the music in the elevator at work was a song that you danced to in highschool
     
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    LOL!!!!!!! how about when you see a 20 year old and say you wish you were young again.
     
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    LMAO :D
     
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    Haha, good laughes here.

    This is not me, but I heard from my friend before.
    When you go to T-bar, and find a beautiful dancer but her age is not much different from his daughter, so you lose that feeling,,,
     
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    You realize you're spending more on prescription drugs now then you ever did on recreational drugs...
     
  25. whart

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    YOu are older than the parents of the women you find attractive. (I suppose the other alternative for this phenomenon might be that you are a pedophile..., if not an aging one).
     

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