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  1. Yainch

    Yainch Karting

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    #1 Yainch, Jul 14, 2005
    Mostly for being idiots.

    One in particular.

    "Ooh, I talk in a pompous "harrumph" voice."
    "Ooh, I attended Notra Dahme."
    "Ooh, the funny thing about (insert some crappy famous book here)... blah blah blah"
    "Ooh, I'm going to sing Celine Dion at work in my operatic voice to annoy the rest of you."
    "Ooh, I'm going to light candles at work and smell up the entire place."
    "Ooh, I'm going to walk around like I'm a ballerina."
    "Ooh, I'm going to talk to you about something you could care less about."
    "Ooh, I'm going to say 'ooh' alot."


    So today, it was another girl's birthday at work. Another co-worker saran-wrapped her chair as a joke. (Not that funny, but whatever.) When all the girls come back from birthday lunch, annoying pompous voice girl decides it's the funniest thing she's ever seen. And she laughs and acts like she's going to fall over. And it's not just a regular laugh -- it's one of those good-lord-I-can't-hear-anything-because-you're- laughing-like-a-hyena laugh. And she's told everyone in the building about it. People I didn't even know worked here are visiting my side of the building. She's been talking/laughing about it for two hours now.

    I don't even know what her job is here. Probably just to annoy the **** out of me.


    *In the five minutes it's taken me to write this, she's mentioned "The Great Saran-Wrap of 2005" twice.
     
  2. BWS550

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    #2 BWS550, Jul 14, 2005



    DUDE, PUT THE PIPE DOWN..............
     
  3. CMY

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    #3 CMY, Jul 14, 2005
    Matteo's 'two in the pink, one in the stink' usually shuts them up for a while.
     
  4. matteo

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    #4 matteo, Jul 14, 2005
    Two in the town, One in the brown!
     
  5. darth550

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    #5 darth550, Jul 14, 2005
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  6. matteo

    matteo F1 World Champ

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    #6 matteo, Jul 14, 2005
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  7. 134282

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    #7 134282, Jul 14, 2005
    Two in the kitty, one in the ****ty...?
     
  8. Mario Gonzalez

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    #8 Mario Gonzalez, Jul 14, 2005
    in through the out door...
     
  9. MikeAR303

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    #9 MikeAR303, Jul 14, 2005
    The shocker would definitely shut her up...
     
  10. spidermanUK

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    #10 spidermanUK, Jul 14, 2005
    And if she complains that it hurts....
    tell her that's Gods' way of saying it fits!!
     
  11. matteo

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    #11 matteo, Jul 14, 2005
    Taking the service enterance into brown town.
     
  12. darth550

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    #12 darth550, Jul 14, 2005
    Was that "fits" or "FIST?"
     
  13. CMY

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    #13 CMY, Jul 14, 2005
    Chocolate tunnel with a side of Hot beef injection?
     
  14. matteo

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    #14 matteo, Jul 14, 2005
    Charlie IN the chocolate factory.
     
  15. matteo

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    #15 matteo, Jul 14, 2005
    Taking the pink sock to walmart.
     
  16. wax

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    #16 wax, Jul 14, 2005
    James Allen asked Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix: "What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"
     
  17. CMY

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    #17 CMY, Jul 14, 2005
    Clearing the drain pipe.
     
  18. CMY

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    #18 CMY, Jul 14, 2005
    Phone in the basement.
     
  19. matteo

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    #19 matteo, Jul 14, 2005
    Donut Burning
     
  20. matteo

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    #20 matteo, Jul 14, 2005
    Riding the vein train to A-town
     
  21. matteo

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    #21 matteo, Jul 14, 2005
    Wearing the red shoe
     
  22. matteo

    matteo F1 World Champ

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    #22 matteo, Jul 14, 2005
    Stretching the balloon knot
     
  23. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    #23 darth550, Jul 14, 2005
    Matteo,

    I'm curious.

    Why is it you seem to "Come to life" in threads such as this?
     
  24. matteo

    matteo F1 World Champ

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    #24 matteo, Jul 14, 2005
    Switching lanes without signaling
     
  25. matteo

    matteo F1 World Champ

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    #25 matteo, Jul 14, 2005
    I have a URL linked.
     
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