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Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by RP, Jul 17, 2005.

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  1. RP

    RP F1 World Champ

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    #1 RP, Jul 17, 2005
    This is an open topic for everyone to add their best "You Know You Are With The Wrong Woman, When............"

    1) At your engagement party she tells you that after you get married we could buy a much bigger home if I got rid of the Ferrari.
     
  2. greg328

    greg328 F1 Rookie

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    #2 greg328, Jul 17, 2005
    2) She discourges the purchase, period.

    It's the time when we have to put our collective foot down and go with our passion!
     
  3. dm_n_stuff

    dm_n_stuff Four Time F1 World Champ
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    #3 dm_n_stuff, Jul 17, 2005
    She can't tell a Ferrari from a Fiero. :)
     
  4. LT-1

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    #4 LT-1, Jul 17, 2005
    3) She doesn't get along with your girlfriend.
     
  5. WCH

    WCH F1 Veteran
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    #5 WCH, Jul 17, 2005
    private detectives burst into your hotel room at 3 in the morning and take photos of the two of you in bed

    (fcar content: your Ferrari is parked in front, right by the valet stand)
     
  6. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    #6 darth550, Jul 17, 2005
    There's the answer!!!
     
  7. GoFerrari28

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    #7 GoFerrari28, Jul 17, 2005
    You take her to the emergency room and find out that she had miscarried and was 2 months pregnant when you hadn't had sex for 3 months.

    Happened to one of my best friends.
     
  8. CarbonFiberSLUT

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    #8 CarbonFiberSLUT, Jul 17, 2005
    you two meet up for a date and she shows up in a F355 F1 with a liscense plate that says "WAS HIS"
     
  9. Benzino

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    #9 Benzino, Jul 17, 2005
    This is an open topic for everyone to add their best "You Know You Are With The Wrong Woman, When............"


    She drops her knickers to find she has a bigger willy than yourself

    ROFL!!
     
  10. rakjoe

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    #10 rakjoe, Jul 17, 2005
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  11. FarmerDave

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    #11 FarmerDave, Jul 17, 2005
    Run. Fast.
     
  12. steve f

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    #12 steve f, Jul 17, 2005
    she wont get an extra job to fund your lifestyle
     
  13. whart

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    #13 whart, Jul 17, 2005
    she has an adam's apple.
     
  14. ClassicFerrari

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    #14 ClassicFerrari, Jul 17, 2005
    OH God LOLLLL.
     
  15. bernardo66

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    #15 bernardo66, Jul 17, 2005
    ...she doesn't know what a Ferrari is.
     
  16. Rerun

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    #16 Rerun, Jul 17, 2005
    Those are the best girls.
     
  17. RP

    RP F1 World Champ

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    #17 RP, Jul 17, 2005
    She uses the terminology "if you really loved me" just before a discussion concerning the car you drive.
     
  18. ryalex

    ryalex Two Time F1 World Champ
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    #18 ryalex, Jul 17, 2005
    The immediate response to that is "if you really loved ME, you'd understand what the car means to me."

    It's not like you wouldn't be getting A house, and probably a decent one at that.
     
  19. Dane

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    #19 Dane, Jul 17, 2005
    She's says, "what's the big deal? It's just a car..." Oh, wait, I hear that here, too. It's not "just a car!!!!" That's a thread in itself.

    Dane
     
  20. Frari

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    #20 Frari, Jul 17, 2005
    You know she is the wrong one when; you take her for a spin with the ferrari club and the twisty bits make her car sick.
     
  21. Bimmerista

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    #21 Bimmerista, Jul 17, 2005
    Ewww!!! LoL
     
  22. patpong

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    #22 patpong, Jul 17, 2005
    Yes,..... wrong one if she looks like that.
     
  23. DGS

    DGS Seven Time F1 World Champ
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    #23 DGS, Jul 18, 2005
    ... she won't let you put the top down because it will mess up her hair.
     
  24. ScarletPimpernel

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    #24 ScarletPimpernel, Jul 18, 2005
    You know you're with the wrong woman when ...

    she says "You'll only have one of them over my dead body!!"

    Thought about the funeral, then thought about 20 years in the nick, then decided divorce because I thought that was a much better option.

    Now I wonder if 20 years inside would have been better as she cleaned me out. Don't worry Death Row isn't an option my side of the pond! PHEW!!!!

    SP
     
  25. collin969

    collin969 Karting

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    #25 collin969, Jul 18, 2005
    .. you found out she just sold the ferrari from a divorce settlement with her Ex.
     
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