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  1. Schatten

    Schatten F1 World Champ
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    #1 Schatten, Aug 17, 2005
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  2. Dcup

    Dcup F1 Veteran

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    #2 Dcup, Aug 17, 2005
    when my boss comes over a slaps me on the as$.
     
  3. BWS550

    BWS550 Wants to be a mod

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    #3 BWS550, Aug 17, 2005
    ........MY MESSAGES FROM MY BOSS USUALLY READS..

    ..............BRING HOME A GALLON OF MILK AND SOME BREAD.................
     
  4. Dcup

    Dcup F1 Veteran

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    #4 Dcup, Aug 17, 2005
    AND ASLO PICK ME UP A PACK OF SMOKES , YA SCHMUCK .....
     
  5. RacerX_GTO

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    #5 RacerX_GTO, Aug 17, 2005
    "Thanks for all your hard word"

    :confused:
     
  6. Tomf-1

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    #6 Tomf-1, Aug 17, 2005
    speak like a man who is happily married and has his priority in order.....i admire you.
     
  7. TimN88

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    #7 TimN88, Aug 17, 2005
    Is that from a fortune cookie?
     
  8. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    #8 darth550, Aug 17, 2005
    Looks like it. I thought that too. But why would that be in a fortune cookie?
     
  9. SefacHotRodder

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    #9 SefacHotRodder, Aug 17, 2005

    To boost his self esteem? :D
     
  10. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    #10 darth550, Aug 17, 2005
    Ahh,

    Custom made esteem boosting fortune cookies....

    PeterS....What the upside on these?
     
  11. Schatten

    Schatten F1 World Champ
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    #11 Schatten, Aug 17, 2005
    Someone read it. =)

    I don't get it either.
     
  12. BWS550

    BWS550 Wants to be a mod

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    #12 BWS550, Aug 17, 2005
    MAYBE GENTRY OR NICK CHAVEZ CAN HELP YOU FURTHER
     
  13. SefacHotRodder

    SefacHotRodder F1 World Champ

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    #13 SefacHotRodder, Aug 17, 2005

    Ahhh. Tricky Tricky
     
  14. TimN88

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    #14 TimN88, Aug 17, 2005
    I dont know. I just assumed it was from one because whoever wrote it doenst have a very good english vocabulary.
    edit- Fortune cookies tend to have strange fortunes. One time i got one that said I would get new pants. Unfortunately, I dont think I got new pants soon after that.
     
  15. bretm

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    #15 bretm, Aug 17, 2005
    I'd be offended too, does your boss not know how to use a pair of scissors, Jesus, make the sides parallel you lazy bastard. Damn it, there are froocking rules when making rectangles.
     
  16. Sfumato

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    #16 Sfumato, Aug 17, 2005
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  17. DGS

    DGS Seven Time F1 World Champ
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    #17 DGS, Aug 17, 2005
    Well, his dentist warned him about "placque". :D

    The weird one is "books-books.org", making books available for free, but ...

    If you wonder about the references to the "Universe" ship in Larry Niven's "Football" (sic), you can go find "Orphans of the Sky" in the "Robert Heiney" section.

    "All your library belong us", eh?
     
  18. Tobias

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    #18 Tobias, Aug 17, 2005
    I once got a fortune cookie that read "You are more beautiful than a bouquet of fossils." I was like WTF?!
     
  19. TestShoot

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    #19 TestShoot, Aug 17, 2005
    Actually they hate you, that is why thay didn't spel czeck itt
     
  20. ryalex

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    #20 ryalex, Aug 18, 2005
    It's good to know you are value.
     
  21. scott61

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    #21 scott61, Aug 18, 2005
    So did they mean to say work or possibly thanking him for his hard wood?
     

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