You must have a small Pnis

Ask Venus??

 

If its a man saying it.."yea but your wife doesn't seem to mind"

If Female.."are you asking me on a date?"

 

When women say that to me, i usually flash them in a burst of ego-bruised rage... This confirms what they suspected in the first place, which causes them to break out in uncontrollable laughter, which, in turn, makes the situation even worse, thus explaining why i love alone and memorize serial numbers...

 

What's a PNIS?

Anyway....

"that isn't what your wife said."

"Would you like to see the muther******?"

RMX

 

If its a man , i would say " at least i have a Ferrari"

 

Best one yet. LOL!

 

No I haven't

 

"do you want the twenty bucks for the lap dance or not?"

 

makes me think of my favorite line from "Aliens":

"Hey, Vasquez... have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
She replies:"No... have you?"

LOL!

 

I don't own a ferrari but a good insult that usually shuts people up is, "Did God make you stupid, or have you been practicing?"

 

"You are 100% right. I needed to buy this car to cover the fact that I have a one inch monster. Without my car, I would be nowhere. Thanks again for reminding me how much I love my car and how much it's done for me. God bless."

 

"Im sorry i dont speak idiot."

 

I have heard it twice with the Ferrari...

Both come backs as follows with a smug look on my face.."I do in fact have a small pnis. The angry inch is mighty powerful though !!!."

Both times it put smiles on the young womems faces and they laughed and said sorry.

 

Do you guys really get this question?

I guess I don't drive enough....

 

Man or woman....you must have a small pnis reply.

"Its actually very large and heavy thats why I need all this horsepower"

or

"I bought a twelve, to match my twelve inches"

 

My normal reply is, "Yeah, that way it doesn't hurt. It just feels good."

Also for the question, "How's it hanging?" "Fore and aft, for speed."

I only get these question from pals I know. It's all said in jest.


Bob Wassam

 

i have never been asked this particular jewel. but i can imagine that a line like: 'well at least my wallet is big' would be a winner.....but then again i may just be too shallow for this kind of reparte...

 

"you sure? Double check with your RUBBER-KNEED FATHER"

The end. It oughta shut up the dude.

 

yeah, its 2 inches long, but 8 inches wide.

 

if its a woman...
"yeah i do, so why don't your put your lips around it and make it grow."

If it's a man.
"run forrest, run......................"

 

How's this? "Well, if we're making presumptions here, you must have a small mind."

 

Happened to me at a gas station once by a soccer mom in her Caravan. My mood was great and playful, no kids in the Soccer Mom vehicle or anywhere else. i dropped trou. Shut her the F- right up.

And yes, the above is 100% true.

 

I suppose my response would be to give the "trash talker" a BIG horselaugh, then say:

"You know, I have HEARD that there are people in the world who are so damn ignorant and jealous that they would make a statement like that, but I never believed it was true until now! God bless you, have a good life!"