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Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by WILLIAM H, Sep 5, 2005.

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  1. Robin

    Robin F1 Rookie

    Nov 1, 2003
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    #51 Robin, Sep 6, 2005
    Yeeeup. Driving throught the intersection on Constitution and 20th in DC... late teen/early 20's kid with his parents, family, etc yelled out "you have a small dick".. I was pretty much shocked that people actually SAY stuff like that. Anytime a thread on exotic cars pops up on one of the forums for a 'lesser' auto, someone has to type it. It's much weirder when someone actually comes right out and says it for real though. People really are that stupid and jealous I guess...

    -R
     
  2. jvbjr

    jvbjr Formula Junior
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    #52 jvbjr, Sep 6, 2005
    Or you could say, "thanks, I didn't know my fly was down".

    Or if you wish to be crude, you can say to a woman, "yeah so, wanna rub clits together, I'm not bi I'm just feeling experimental".
     
  3. isellpower

    isellpower Formula Junior

    Nov 30, 2003
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    #53 isellpower, Sep 6, 2005

    It's like getting hit with a frying pan.
     
  4. jimpo1

    jimpo1 Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Jul 30, 2001
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    #54 jimpo1, Sep 6, 2005
    How about:

    Feel again.
    or:
    I only have 5 inches, but some girls like it that thick.
    or:
    Good thing you have a small mouth.
     
  5. Bill Sawyer

    Bill Sawyer Formula 3

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    #55 Bill Sawyer, Sep 6, 2005
    If it were a woman I'd reply:

    "You don't."
     
  6. Dcup

    Dcup F1 Veteran

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    #56 Dcup, Sep 6, 2005
    more like a portabella mushroom.
     
  7. dpospres

    dpospres Formula Junior

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    #57 dpospres, Sep 6, 2005
    Just remind them.....you can always "buy" bigger body parts, but you can't buy a bigger brain!
     
  8. zsnnf

    zsnnf Formula 3

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    #58 zsnnf, Sep 6, 2005

    "That's not what your Mom said!"
     
  9. Erich

    Erich Formula 3

    Sep 9, 2003
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    #59 Erich, Sep 6, 2005
    It pleases me just fine.
     
  10. 87-Countach

    87-Countach Karting

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    #60 87-Countach, Sep 6, 2005
    How would you know? Did I F*ck you when you used to be a hooker?
     
  11. Spasso

    Spasso F1 World Champ

    Feb 16, 2003
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    #61 Spasso, Sep 6, 2005
    The guy that told her he just wanted to cuddle...................(tongue in cheek..........er)
     
  12. WARDHOG

    WARDHOG Formula Junior

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    #62 WARDHOG, Sep 6, 2005
    It's more than a mouth full! That'll shut them up. (pun intended);)
     
  13. WILLIAM H

    WILLIAM H Three Time F1 World Champ

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    #63 WILLIAM H, Sep 6, 2005
    "Yes, but its really cute & its looking for a new home " :)
     
  14. holminator

    holminator Formula 3
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    #64 holminator, Sep 6, 2005
    If your Schwanz isn't small, there's no need to reply. :) Just smile. :)

    Signed,
    CAPT Obvious
     
  15. tpower22

    tpower22 Formula Junior

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    #65 tpower22, Sep 6, 2005
    "If we go by your theory that awesome cars and massive fortunes equate to small d*cks then your cock must be of gargantuan, might I even say of biblical proportions."
     
  16. Miura Jota

    Miura Jota F1 Rookie

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    #66 Miura Jota, Sep 6, 2005
    ... ask your sister
     
  17. jvbjr

    jvbjr Formula Junior
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    #67 jvbjr, Sep 6, 2005
    He maybe small, but he'll cover your entire face honey, I call him geyser!
     
  18. staatsof

    staatsof Nine Time F1 World Champ
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    #68 staatsof, Sep 7, 2005
    I will once I rip yours off.
     
  19. branko

    branko F1 Rookie
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    #69 branko, Sep 7, 2005
    ROTFLMHO
     
  20. bostonmini

    bostonmini Formula 3

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    #70 bostonmini, Sep 7, 2005
    "ask ur 6 year old daughter."
     
  21. MDshore348

    MDshore348 Formula 3

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    #71 MDshore348, Sep 7, 2005
    yeah it was kinda average- so years ago i concentrated my efforts into becoming successful and rich , and now thanks to my wealth, i can get anything i want. women, cars, pleasure ...oh by the way. nice honda.
     
  22. 2000YELLOW360

    2000YELLOW360 F1 World Champ

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    #72 2000YELLOW360, Sep 7, 2005
    Had it happen once. My response: "why are you so angry? Jealous about the car? Life treated you badly? We usually get what we earn." Woman walked away very, very pissed off.

    Art
     
  23. WILLIAM H

    WILLIAM H Three Time F1 World Champ

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    #73 WILLIAM H, Sep 7, 2005
    LOL

    "Thats not what your girlfriend said" :)
     
  24. Kelsa

    Kelsa F1 Veteran

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    #74 Kelsa, Sep 7, 2005
    reply:

    "Shoosh! People have useless and small pnises like you shouldn't ask questions like this!"

    "Please girl, just because I put a bear bottle inside your hole last night, doesn't mean my pnis is small OK?!"
     
  25. staatsof

    staatsof Nine Time F1 World Champ
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    #75 staatsof, Sep 7, 2005
    Uhhhh, I think I'd delete the second one. I will if you will?
     
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