You must have a small Pnis

Male: "You must have a small ****"
>> "I already have a large one. You can keep yours"

Male: "Small ****?"
>> "Tiny brain?"

Female: "Is your **** small?"
>> "Only when I look at you ... or swim in the Bering sea"

Female: "5 inches?"
>> "Diameter isn't everything"

 

It maybe small, but I'd never go so far downscale to stick it in you.

Or


Who cares how big it is, as long as I get off.

Or

He's maybe small but he's been in more pu$$ies than your gynocologist!

Or

Yeah its small, that's why I didn't hit on you, I figure with that fat ass of yours sticking out I'd never even get in doggystyle.

Or

Not something a skank like you has to worry about.

 

Yeah, but it's got a great personality.

 

my favorite two...

1. Maybe, but I can still get friction off a mayonaise jar...

2. Well, it's still big enough to cripple your sister...

 

i think a nice stiff kick in the balls is a good way to make them shut up.

 

"Yeah, but baby, I'm hung like a hockey puck!"
"you think that's bad, you should see my balls, I drive a testicleroaster"

 

Male, or Female:
"You have small penis!"
Ferrari driver:
Who, me ? Actually, I just stole this car an hour ago..."

---credit actually goes to someone on fchat a year ago, similar thread. I have already used it on a woman who attacked me verbally while I was fueling my Maserati. She ranted on and on about the global warming and poor mileage I am getting in my "stupid sports car", all the while the third world masses are dying of starvation (She drove a Prius with "Save Everything" stickers on it).

 

Yep, and it satisfies me every time...........

And don't forget.....

It don't have to get hard for you to come......God surely is a man.....