Your Favorite Car Quote?

Its not the fart that kills, its the smell. Henning Solberg.
fart=speed. smell=crash in norwegian

 

If your not first your last..... Ricky Bobby

 

Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports ... all others are games. -- Ernest Hemingway

 

You must be cheating. I'm cheating and you are still beating me...
CH

 

"Racing is life... Anything that happens before or after is just waiting..."
-Steve McQueen

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9T6cVRVCrw[/ame]

 

"You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do."

- Henry Ford

 

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine and a whole multicolored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers . . . Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon . . ."

Hunter on starting his road trip to Las Vegas.

 

John Milner to Bob Falfa in American Graffiti "That can't be your car that must be your mama's car" and "your car is so slow you have to pull over to let funeral processions go by"

 

The trading of insults starts around 0:35 into the video clip.
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[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFgTMYEaWlc[/ame]

 

Its not just about how fast you go, but how you go fast that counts,

 

"Faster" -- Enzo Ferrari.

"Drive" is a verb, not a gear.

 

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"Not putting miles on your Ferrari is like not having sex with your Girl Friend so she'll be more desirable to her next Boy Friend."- Napolis.

That is still one of the funniest and most truthful quotes I've heard.

 

2 out of 3 for me isn't too bad. Haven't done the "bull fighting" thing unless you include my efforts in the P&R section.

My favorite: a Lambo can pass everything but a gas station.

 

I hope you got your wood screws in, 'cause I'm gonna blow your doors completely off! - Wooderson

Convertibles are for playboys, hardtops are for serious drivers. -Enzo

 

Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines - Enzo Ferrari

The customer is not always right - Also Enzo

 

"Everything was going fine until I ran out of talent mid-corner."

 

+1

Clarkson on, IIRC, the 430;

Cheers,
Ian

 

“I don’t care if the door gaps are straight, but when the driver steps in the car, I want him to sh*t in his pants.” - Enzo Ferrari

 

In reference to the engine sound: "It's like God gargling bolts"

 

Wait 'til you see God...then BRAKE!!!!

 

Buy the engine, get the car for free. -Enzo Ferrari

I think that summens the whole consept of Ferrari.
The best thing with f. cars is the engine and the sound.

 

One of the most basic, yet important philosophies;

"Lifes short, drive fast"