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  1. UroTrash

    UroTrash Three Time F1 World Champ
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    Everybody that reads this post will be dead in 100 years. Probably sooner.
     
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  3. PeterS

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    Ya, a LOT sooner!
     
  4. UroTrash

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    Don't PANIC!
     
  5. dm_n_stuff

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    Hey wait a minute.

    THERE WAS NO WARNING THAT THIS WAS A LIFE THREATINING THREAD.

    HOW DARE YOU!!!

    I may have to report this to the proper authorities.

    Now if I could just figure out who that might be.

    DM
     
  6. UroTrash

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    Sorry. But YOU had to read it. Now it's a done deal, no going back; yer a goner.
     
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  8. AJS328

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    What are you basing this on?
     
  9. UroTrash

    UroTrash Three Time F1 World Champ
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    Actuarial tables and the average speed a Ferrari owner drives. You're a goner too, BTW.
     
  10. darth550

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    Buy a Ferrari!
     
  11. UroTrash

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    Dead man talking!
     
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  13. darth550

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    Dead man going on fifth F Car!
     
  14. UroTrash

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    Dust to dust.
     
  15. darth550

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    Doc,

    Did you recently discover some vacant space under the endzone of the Meadowlands?
     
  16. matteo

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    Did Geraldo Rivera help?
     
  17. RacerX_GTO

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    This topic is subjective, lets talk about it more on July 16, 2105 and see.
     
  18. Mario Gonzalez

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    that puts me at 134 years old, good to know I don't have to give up fast food, fast cars, and fast women, cigars and drinks...
     
  19. Korr

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    I am Connor MacLeod of the clan MacLeod.

    I'll be around for a while.
     
  20. el Carnicero

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    OK, suppose the hundred year theory is wrong and life goes on. You still have to take into account the fact that eventually, some day, the sun will burn out then you are faced with the ice ball theory. You may still be alive but you'll sure as hell need alot of Carharts. Forget the bling and Nikes, people will trying to kill you to get your Carhart.
     
  21. FarmerDave

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    FINALLY someone who knows something about fashion. :D
     
  22. CMY

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    Actually, when the sun 'burns out' it'll expand to engulf the entire planet. I'd be happy to deal with just a little ice! :)

    C.
     
  23. UroTrash

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    Every one of you is going to be dead!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Shouldn't have opened the thread!!!!!
     
  24. FarmerDave

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    Better to know, than to not know.
     
  25. UroTrash

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    anytime I can help out.
     
  26. dm_n_stuff

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    STOP THE INSANITY!!

    What next, a thread that causes people to purchase a Ferrari, just by reading it? Or one that causes blindness??

    Oh wait, for some, the bikini thread may eventually cause blindness.....

    Or, worse yet, a thread that makes sense???

    We have to protect our phony baloney jobs here...

    HARUMPH!!

    DM
     
  27. Glassman

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    Ok this is a big steaming load of crap. There has got to be something a guy can do. Like maybe a healthier lifestyle, walking a mile a day, drinking many glasses of red wine every day. What's the secret?
     
  28. UroTrash

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    Prolong the agony. BTW yer terminal too.
     

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