| Author | Message | ||
| rob guess (Beast)
Member Username: Beast Post Number: 472 Registered: 5-2003 |
DR Catherine; Oh well i tried. My last 3 doctors have been ticking me off by not listening and giving myself prescriptions for Ibuprofin. As for the "HI" line When a lady asks myself that i always answer "NO But thanks for asking!" am i doing something wrong??? Dont take to many X-Rays this week and enjoy the Ferrari. Rob Guess "The Other Rob" | ||
| Gary Green (Mr_green)
New member Username: Mr_green Post Number: 40 Registered: 10-2003 |
They don't even have to do that. | ||
| Catherine Roberts (Catherine)
New member Username: Catherine Post Number: 7 Registered: 5-2003 |
Sorry Rob, I'm a Radiologist. The only patients I see are in black and white. To get this back on topic, here's a sure fire pick up line for women to use on men: "Hi" | ||
| rob guess (Beast)
Member Username: Beast Post Number: 471 Registered: 5-2003 |
John; You are one lucky man. But i was serious i am looking for a new doctor in Phx. Do you know if your wife is accepting new patients? Rob Guess "The Other Rob" | ||
| John Roberts (Bigbaddad)
New member Username: Bigbaddad Post Number: 45 Registered: 5-2001 |
Ed - Don't worry about it at all, we think it is funny. I would have worried more if you guys didn't say anything. Take it easy - John | ||
| Ed P. (Ebp)
Member Username: Ebp Post Number: 305 Registered: 12-2002 |
John, Catherine, No disrespect meant.... | ||
| John Roberts (Bigbaddad)
New member Username: Bigbaddad Post Number: 43 Registered: 5-2001 |
Down boys, she's mine (insert smiley). I warned her that females posting here can draw a lot of attention. -John | ||
| Todd Gieger (Todd328gts)
Member Username: Todd328gts Post Number: 625 Registered: 6-2002 |
"Hey ladies...want a shot at the title?" | ||
| Ed P. (Ebp)
Member Username: Ebp Post Number: 301 Registered: 12-2002 |
After looking at Catherine's profile.... 348, physician, uh... other obvious stuff,..... "Will you marry me?" (oh that's right, I already am married) | ||
| Peter Gozinya (Blingmeister)
Junior Member Username: Blingmeister Post Number: 71 Registered: 9-2003 |
Thank you, Catherine! | ||
| rob guess (Beast)
Member Username: Beast Post Number: 465 Registered: 5-2003 |
I just wonder if Dr. Catherine is taking new patients???? I could use a new doctor here in the Phx area. Rob Guess "The Other Rob" | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Advanced Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 3160 Registered: 1-2002 |
Gary, when you demonstrate an above room temperature IQ and an above 3rd grade level of English competence (such as knowing the difference between "you're" and "your"), then we can discuss other games. Until then,  | ||
| Gary Green (Mr_green)
New member Username: Mr_green Post Number: 28 Registered: 10-2003 |
Dave, I have a better Idea, Why don't we play chicken with you're 550! | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Advanced Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 3155 Registered: 1-2002 |
...and Dr. Catherine wins for best profile photo! I agree with you: Peter's line wins...but it also doesn't fit the subject of this thread: cheesy lines. Gary, does your daddy know what a brainless troll you are on the web? Maybe, when you are 16, you'll go play in traffic instead of being an a$$clown here. I have an even better line than my previous effort: "I have TWO Ferraris..." | ||
| Gary Green (Mr_green)
New member Username: Mr_green Post Number: 20 Registered: 10-2003 |
I don't know about cheesy lines, I just flash my dad's American Express Platinum card. | ||
| DL (Darth550)
Member Username: Darth550 Post Number: 533 Registered: 7-2003 |
"Hi. Can you help me empty my sack? I have out of town guests coming in." DL | ||
| Catherine Roberts (Catherine)
New member Username: Catherine Post Number: 6 Registered: 5-2003 |
Peter "Blingmeister" definitely wins for the best line. | ||
| Andrew (Mrrou)
Member Username: Mrrou Post Number: 527 Registered: 3-2002 |
From Bad Boys 2: Martin: You a virgin? Kid: Yes Martin: Keep it that way! Ain't gonna be no f***in tonight! Will: You ever make love to a man? You want to? | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Advanced Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 3142 Registered: 1-2002 |
Faisal, those are lines from the movie "Airplane". They were all the funnier, since they were spoken by Peter Graves. | ||
| Faisal Khan (Tvrfreak)
Intermediate Member Username: Tvrfreak Post Number: 1021 Registered: 3-2003 |
DL, what does that mean? That her tongue is about to get bitten off? | ||
| DL (Darth550)
Member Username: Darth550 Post Number: 526 Registered: 7-2003 |
"Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?" DL | ||
| Tom Bakowsky (Tbakowsky)
Member Username: Tbakowsky Post Number: 742 Registered: 9-2002 |
Hi..I just came back from the doctor...he told me I have a very rare gene in my body. It effects me in a very different way. Really what its called? Giganticockus | ||
| Ben Cannon (Artherd)
Intermediate Member Username: Artherd Post Number: 1146 Registered: 6-2002 |
"You ever seen a grown man naked?" | ||
| Jim Muise (Writerguy)
Member Username: Writerguy Post Number: 268 Registered: 9-2003 |
Tried Peter's at lunch Damn it worked, now what am I going to tell my wife | ||
| DL (Darth550)
Member Username: Darth550 Post Number: 522 Registered: 7-2003 |
"Do you like movies about gladiators?" "You everrrrrrr hang around a gymnasium?" DL | ||
| Jim Muise (Writerguy)
Member Username: Writerguy Post Number: 262 Registered: 9-2003 |
Damn Peter that would work.. and coming from someone with the handle Peter goes in ya I am impressed, use it offen? | ||
| Ralph Koslin (Ralfabco)
Member Username: Ralfabco Post Number: 989 Registered: 3-2002 |
I have a real race car. It goes over 200mph. Just look at the speedo. Hopefully she has never been in a Maserati Merak. LOL Otherwise she may not buy that line. | ||
| Peter Gozinya (Blingmeister)
Junior Member Username: Blingmeister Post Number: 70 Registered: 9-2003 |
Hi, my name's Pete. Forgive me for being so forward, but you have a simply lovely smile, and it made my day! | ||
| wm hart (Whart)
Intermediate Member Username: Whart Post Number: 1700 Registered: 12-2001 |
Did you start life as a girl? Who was your plastic surgeon? Didn't i see you at the trailerpark block party? Wow, are those real? My children will be joining me any minute. What's your sign? I don't smell bad, do i? | ||
| Telson (Pitbull_trader)
Junior Member Username: Pitbull_trader Post Number: 173 Registered: 8-2003 |
If you want to get a guaranteed kick against your shin if not worse: Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Then do you wanna go upstairs and talk? I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast. You say "I'm sorry, but you owe me a drink" she says "Why?" you say "Because I dropped mine when I looked at you". Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me. | ||
| BobD (Bobd)
Intermediate Member Username: Bobd Post Number: 1595 Registered: 3-2001 |
#3.... LOL! | ||
| Andrew Menasce (Amenasce)
Intermediate Member Username: Amenasce Post Number: 1775 Registered: 10-2001 |
Wanna shag now or later ? | ||
| Jim Muise (Writerguy)
Member Username: Writerguy Post Number: 259 Registered: 9-2003 |
I think I should start one on "Lines that Work" | ||
| Fred (I Luv 4REs) (Iluv4res)
Member Username: Iluv4res Post Number: 578 Registered: 8-2002 |
LOL..... Too funny!!!!  | ||
| fanatic (Fanatic1)
Member Username: Fanatic1 Post Number: 542 Registered: 2-2003 |
1. That's a nice skirt, it'll look great crumpled up on my floor in the morning..... 2. You know what would look good on you..............me! 3.When you walk up to a girl, casually drop a packet of sugar, then pick it up and say, "oh excuse me, is this your nametag? | ||
| Jack (Gilles27)
Intermediate Member Username: Gilles27 Post Number: 1481 Registered: 3-2002 |
Reading these sheds a lot of light on some things. | ||
| arthur chambers (Art355)
Advanced Member Username: Art355 Post Number: 2782 Registered: 6-2001 |
When I was a lot young, used the do you wanna ..." If you said it in public, you got hit, if no one could hear you but her, a lot of times, they said yes. That was in the 60s. Art | ||
| Mike Clark (Vipersrt)
Junior Member Username: Vipersrt Post Number: 132 Registered: 10-2002 |
Gesture for a girl to come over to you using a single finger then say, "Do you come everytime someone fingers you?" | ||
| Jim E (Jimpo1)
Advanced Member Username: Jimpo1 Post Number: 2745 Registered: 7-2001 |
I had a friend in college that was constantly hitting on girls in bars. Whenever a girl was being a little bitchy, he'd offer to show them a neat bar trick. He'd have them put both of their index fingers on the bar about an inch apart, with their hands hanging over the edge. He'd then carefully balance a very full beer on their fingers and walk away. | ||
| Pat Pasqualini (Enzo)
Intermediate Member Username: Enzo Post Number: 1192 Registered: 2-2002 |
"You're so sweet you are giving me cavities" | ||
| Rob Lay (Rob328gts)
Board Administrator Username: Rob328gts Post Number: 6702 Registered: 12-2000 |
Walk up to a girl... "I bet I can make you wet in less than 5 seconds" ...then splash a little water on her. | ||
| Jim Muise (Writerguy)
Member Username: Writerguy Post Number: 253 Registered: 9-2003 |
ouch | ||
| Paul Cox (Paulc)
Junior Member Username: Paulc Post Number: 60 Registered: 2-2003 |
For those that are inclined. Can I push your stool in for you? | ||
| Robert Callahan (Rcallahan)
Member Username: Rcallahan Post Number: 376 Registered: 7-2002 |
Have you ever seen a pilot naked?? | ||
| ty (360mode)
Junior Member Username: 360mode Post Number: 242 Registered: 9-2002 |
my college roommate, freshman year, used this over and over... "daaammmn girl, can i get some fries to go with that shake??" he liked girls with a little extra cushion for the pushin'... | ||
| Andrew (Mrrou)
Member Username: Mrrou Post Number: 524 Registered: 3-2002 |
Nice shoes wanna **** in my ferrari? | ||
| Jim Muise (Writerguy)
Junior Member Username: Writerguy Post Number: 234 Registered: 9-2003 |
Now some of these are bound to cross the line between Pick Up and Felony. I have a ferrari is still champs... got any more??? | ||
| James Glickenhaus (Napolis)
Advanced Member Username: Napolis Post Number: 2909 Registered: 10-2002 |
Didn't we meet on Peter's yacht? | ||
| Fayyaz Vellani (Fvellani)
Junior Member Username: Fvellani Post Number: 140 Registered: 8-2002 |
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like spaghetti, Wanna ••••? | ||
| DGS (Dgs)
Member Username: Dgs Post Number: 431 Registered: 5-2003 |
"Woof" "Welcome to our floor show. Notice how the black and white tiles are accented by the crushed-out cigarette butts." My favorite exchange, though, was a scene from "Free Enterprise": He: What are you doing this evening? She: I'm going to take my graphic novel (e.g. comic book) home and get into the tub. He: Want some company? She: Unless you're talking about a few shares of Cisco or Microsoft, ... | ||
| martin j weiner,M.D. (Mw575)
Intermediate Member Username: Mw575 Post Number: 1261 Registered: 5-2001 |
If you say "yes" you will have given me wings to fly. If you say "no" you will have taken away the sky! | ||
| Chris Tanner (Ctanner)
Junior Member Username: Ctanner Post Number: 74 Registered: 5-2001 |
Can I buy you a drink or would you just like the money? | ||
| Jim E (Jimpo1)
Advanced Member Username: Jimpo1 Post Number: 2733 Registered: 7-2001 |
Hi, can I buy you condo? | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Advanced Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 3123 Registered: 1-2002 |
I still think "I have a Ferrari" wins... Of course, saying "Hi, I'm Ellen Fiedler and I own a blinged-out Lamborghini" would be cheesier... | ||
| William Huber (Solipsist)
Intermediate Member Username: Solipsist Post Number: 1397 Registered: 9-2001 |
"If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"  | ||
| Thomas I (Wax)
Member Username: Wax Post Number: 664 Registered: 7-2003 |
Say whatever you're going to say either/both at the beginning or the end of: "(Ad lib) With the ground below me and the sky above me (Ad lib)" Soundalikes: Below me = Blow me The sky above me = This guy above me. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. Also helps if you pretend to listen to whatever it is she's babbling about. | ||
| Faisal Khan (Tvrfreak)
Intermediate Member Username: Tvrfreak Post Number: 1009 Registered: 3-2003 |
DES, in England, to "pull" means to hook up or pick up a chick. Strange lot, those Brits. They make nice cars, though... -f | ||
| Chris D (Prohydro)
Junior Member Username: Prohydro Post Number: 101 Registered: 11-2001 |
Had a college friend use this one to get his girlfriend... He walked up to her in a club and said "I've been admiring your tits from across the room. Care to go bang it out behind the dumpster?" She punched him. However, he did get her number and they've been going out ever since. | ||
| Ryan Sabga (Sherpa23)
Junior Member Username: Sherpa23 Post Number: 217 Registered: 5-2003 |
F*** me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude? | ||
| Andrew Menasce (Amenasce)
Intermediate Member Username: Amenasce Post Number: 1748 Registered: 10-2001 |
"I have great news for you , you are having dinner with me tonight " | ||
| Joseph (Mojo)
Member Username: Mojo Post Number: 369 Registered: 9-2002 |
Those pants are skin tight baby, How does one get into them? "girl's response" you can start by buying me a drink. Austin Powers 2 | ||
| Joe (Jts)
Junior Member Username: Jts Post Number: 185 Registered: 8-2003 |
"My face is leaving town in five minutes - be on it." I'm sorry - that was awful. (from an old SNL skit with Christopher Walken) | ||
| The Bourbon Street Virgin (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 7443 Registered: 8-2002 |
Adnaan, i don't get that one... | ||
| Adnaan Rasool (Adnaan)
Junior Member Username: Adnaan Post Number: 109 Registered: 4-2003 |
Grab your coat, you've pulled! | ||
| Adnaan Rasool (Adnaan)
Junior Member Username: Adnaan Post Number: 108 Registered: 4-2003 |
Your parents were thieves, cos they stole the stars and put them in your eyes... Vomit! | ||
| Rosso (Redhead)
Member Username: Redhead Post Number: 549 Registered: 12-2001 |
Nice shoes. Wanna ••••? (My brother used in Hollywood,in a crosswalk, and got slapped.This is my disclaimer. Use at your own risk) | ||
| PeterS (Peters)
Intermediate Member Username: Peters Post Number: 1631 Registered: 1-2003 |
My favorites: 1) Do me now 2) Can I buy you a lotta drinks 3) Do me now | ||
| Andrew H (Stokpro)
Member Username: Stokpro Post Number: 268 Registered: 6-2003 |
If you were a booger I would pick you first. You remind me of a parking ticket because you have "FINE" written all over you. | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Advanced Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 3120 Registered: 1-2002 |
I have a Ferrari. | ||
| Jim Muise (Writerguy)
Junior Member Username: Writerguy Post Number: 231 Registered: 9-2003 |
did i mention i have an eleven inch tounge and can breathe through my ears.... | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Advanced Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 3119 Registered: 1-2002 |
How'd you like ot have your navel tickled...from the inside? | ||
| Amir (Amir)
Member Username: Amir Post Number: 297 Registered: 2-2003 |
Know the difference between pizza and sex? No? Ok, what are you doing for dinner? | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 7428 Registered: 8-2002 |
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven...? Heaven must be missing an angel... Is that a mirror in your pocket, 'cause i can see myself in your pants...? Do you have any Irish in you...? Would you like some...? i'll think of more, i'm sure... | ||
| TC (Houston) (Tec)
Member Username: Tec Post Number: 289 Registered: 2-2002 |
Hey, you want to get some pizza and have sex? What, you don't like pizza? | ||
| Jim Muise (Writerguy)
Junior Member Username: Writerguy Post Number: 230 Registered: 9-2003 |
Hey baby.... Give me the good the bad and the I can't believe he said that.... as in Baby you must be tired cauz you have been running through my mind all night long or Is it hot in here cauz your smokin |