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CAPTION CONTEST-------------------

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by tonyh, Apr 19, 2004.

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  1. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    tonyh, Apr 19, 2004
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  2. maranelloman

    maranelloman Guest


    "Farcking American wanker keeps trying to shift with his right arm right before we go off track..."
     
    maranelloman, Apr 19, 2004
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  3. Modificata

    Modificata F1 Rookie

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    Joe: Im really a puppet [see arms]. That's why I've got a spyder; its for the strings!
     
    Modificata, Apr 19, 2004
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  4. Izza

    Izza Formula 3

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    Andy - " What use is an invisble handbag to a one armed driver like me?"
     
    Izza, Apr 19, 2004
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  5. Izza

    Izza Formula 3

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    Joe - "Have a look at my prosthetic. Under such a bright suit, no-one guesses its false. I am sure they can make you a left hander."
     
    Izza, Apr 19, 2004
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  6. robinh

    robinh Formula Junior

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    Look - not even snot sticks to this red Teflon
     
    robinh, Apr 19, 2004
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  7. wazza

    wazza Formula Junior

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    "My new race suit is shinier than your new race suit"
     
    wazza, Apr 20, 2004
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  8. wax

    wax Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    "Hey! Doctor Kimble! He's over here!"
     
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  9. forzarich

    forzarich Karting

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    i'm a little teapot.....
     
    forzarich, Apr 20, 2004
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  10. sletti

    sletti F1 Veteran Lifetime Rossa

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    Look out Andy, here comes SteveSkodaEstelle!
     
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  11. ric355

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    Andy: "This racing suit is going right up my crack"
    Joe: "You think you've got problems - I'm never going to get round the circuit quickly with this plaster cast on my right arm"
     
    ric355, Apr 20, 2004
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  12. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    Joe - " no guys, i've worn this suit and boots loads of times before.....it's just the right arm's been starched into place".....................
     
    tonyh, Apr 20, 2004
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  13. hedge

    hedge Formula 3

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    Andy: 'My Ferrari's better than your Ferrari'
    Joe: 'No it's not. I'm going to biff you on the nose'
    Andy: 'Missed, shortass'
    Joe: (mutters something inaudible under his breath, feeling embarassed and short)
     
    hedge, Apr 20, 2004
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  14. Modificata

    Modificata F1 Rookie

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    Joe: I had my arm surgically positioned like this. Helps when posing in the ferrari down the high street! Hey Andy, what you doing with your hand????
     
    Modificata, Apr 20, 2004
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  15. Dale

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    Joe:look andy i will break dance if you buy breakfast,
    Andy:eek:k where's my wallet,
     
    Dale, Apr 20, 2004
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  16. robinh

    robinh Formula Junior

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    Look, this is Scuderia red. I'm sure yours is black
     
    robinh, Apr 20, 2004
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  17. stevetr

    stevetr Formula Junior

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    That's the last time I sit on your lap Joe!
     
    stevetr, Apr 20, 2004
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  18. jrs

    jrs Formula 3

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    Look what I got for Chrismas !! Finally get to wear it and its so stiff. Well at least it matches my calipers !
     
    jrs, Apr 20, 2004
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