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Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by tonyh, Apr 19, 2004.
What seems appropriate for Andy [on left] and Joe ???
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"Farcking American wanker keeps trying to shift with his right arm right before we go off track..."
Joe: Im really a puppet [see arms]. That's why I've got a spyder; its for the strings!
Andy - " What use is an invisble handbag to a one armed driver like me?"
Joe - "Have a look at my prosthetic. Under such a bright suit, no-one guesses its false. I am sure they can make you a left hander."
Look - not even snot sticks to this red Teflon
"My new race suit is shinier than your new race suit"
"Hey! Doctor Kimble! He's over here!"
i'm a little teapot.....
Look out Andy, here comes SteveSkodaEstelle!
Andy: "This racing suit is going right up my crack"
Joe: "You think you've got problems - I'm never going to get round the circuit quickly with this plaster cast on my right arm"
Joe - " no guys, i've worn this suit and boots loads of times before.....it's just the right arm's been starched into place".....................
Andy: 'My Ferrari's better than your Ferrari'
Joe: 'No it's not. I'm going to biff you on the nose'
Andy: 'Missed, shortass'
Joe: (mutters something inaudible under his breath, feeling embarassed and short)
Joe: I had my arm surgically positioned like this. Helps when posing in the ferrari down the high street! Hey Andy, what you doing with your hand????
Joe:look andy i will break dance if you buy breakfast,
Andyk where's my wallet,
Look, this is Scuderia red. I'm sure yours is black
That's the last time I sit on your lap Joe!
Look what I got for Chrismas !! Finally get to wear it and its so stiff. Well at least it matches my calipers !