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  1. amslb182

    amslb182 Formula Junior

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    Alright guys let's hear them, the funny ones, the lame ones, and the ones that worked (or almost did), post your favorite pick up lines or stories.
     
    amslb182, Mar 30, 2005
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  2. Chevarri

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    "If you beauty were a minute, you would be an eternity"
     
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    parkerfe F1 World Champ

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    I've got $100,000,000.00 in my Swiss bank account always works.
     
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  4. bernardo66

    bernardo66 The Crazy Cat Man Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    "So....you work at a daycare huh?" Worked so well on this one girl...now she's my wife.
     
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  5. wax

    wax Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    Interjecting a few key words into flow of conversation...

    "The sky above me" and "... (the ground) below me" as one waxes philosophical sounds like - "This guy above me" and "...blow me" to the unwary subliminal receptionist.
    _____

    Fact: "Why in the name of casual sex have you not called me yet?" also works if you and she have unfinished business. Helps if - A: you've had fun, but not that much fun and B: it's been a while since you haven't seen each other.

    Why wait any longer? Send it as an email & thank me later.
    _____

    Just fer fun: "Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?"
     
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  6. redhead

    redhead F1 Rookie

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    Nice Shoes. Wanna ****?
     
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  7. TC (Houston)

    TC (Houston) Formula Junior

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    Hey there, you want to get some pizza and ****?

    What, you don't like pizza?
     
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  8. scott61

    scott61 F1 Rookie

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    Hi, Would you like to dance? No. Then I guess a bl#w job's out of the question. Girl though it was so funny I got the dance and more. Thank G-d for alcohol
     
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  9. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    LMAO!

    DL
     
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  10. writerguy

    writerguy F1 Veteran

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    When god made you he was just showing off.....
     
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  11. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    Try to deadpan this one...You WON'T be able to.

    Hi, The name's Nasium, Jim Nasium.

    DL
     
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  12. matteo

    matteo F1 World Champ

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    Jimmy to anyone that will listen...


    "Look at me. Don't be hater. Look at me. You know you want this"
     
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  13. BWS550

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    GO GET A JOB.........................
     
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  14. rcallahan

    rcallahan F1 Rookie Owner

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    Have you ever had sex in a Ferrari? :)
     
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  15. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    HA! I knew you couldn't do it!

    See you in the shed.

    DL
     
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    yes.
     
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  17. BWS550

    BWS550 Wants to be a mod

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    ILL START THIS WEEKEND BY HOOKING UP THE WATER , SEWER SYSTEM, AND ELECTRIC............................................
     
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  18. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    I figured it would be battery operated.

    DL
     
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  19. Tomf-1

    Tomf-1 F1 Rookie

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    oh sorry....didn't see the title. my bad
    thought the thread is about sex inside cars :D
     
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  20. rcallahan

    rcallahan F1 Rookie Owner

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    Tom,

    Are you saying that you have had sex in a Ferrari, or are you saying that you want to have sex with me in a Ferrari? :)
     
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  21. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    NOW I KNOW (or at least I hope to God) you haven't had sex in a Murci! :D:D:D:D:D

    DL
     
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  22. WILLIAM H

    WILLIAM H Three Time F1 World Champ

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    I tell them I'm a famous underwear model or an Instant Cowboy, just add water :)

    Then I tell them I drive a VW Thing & I live w my parents LOL

    Sometimes I introduce myself as "Elvis"
     
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  23. Tomf-1

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    bob-- well...is it your best pickup line? :D

    darth/dirk.d (just notice the identify change :D ) -- i do lightening quick work; hence, no place is too small for me, bro. :D :D
     
    Tomf-1, Mar 30, 2005
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  24. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    Hello there. My name is Dirk and I can lick my eyebrows.

    DL
     
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    Can I buy you breakfast? Can I nudge you or do I have to call you?

    Bob Wassam
     
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