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  1. amslb182

    amslb182 Formula Junior

    Oct 3, 2004
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    Alright guys let's hear them, the funny ones, the lame ones, and the ones that worked (or almost did), post your favorite pick up lines or stories.
     
  2. Chevarri

    Chevarri Formula Junior

    Jan 20, 2003
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    In a rose bush.
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    J'aime
    "If you beauty were a minute, you would be an eternity"
     
  3. parkerfe

    parkerfe F1 World Champ

    Sep 4, 2001
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    Franklin E. Parker
    I've got $100,000,000.00 in my Swiss bank account always works.
     
  4. bernardo66

    bernardo66 The Crazy Cat Man
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    Dec 14, 2003
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    "So....you work at a daycare huh?" Worked so well on this one girl...now she's my wife.
     
  5. wax

    wax Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Jul 20, 2003
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    Interjecting a few key words into flow of conversation...

    "The sky above me" and "... (the ground) below me" as one waxes philosophical sounds like - "This guy above me" and "...blow me" to the unwary subliminal receptionist.
    _____

    Fact: "Why in the name of casual sex have you not called me yet?" also works if you and she have unfinished business. Helps if - A: you've had fun, but not that much fun and B: it's been a while since you haven't seen each other.

    Why wait any longer? Send it as an email & thank me later.
    _____

    Just fer fun: "Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?"
     
  6. redhead

    redhead F1 Rookie
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    Dec 26, 2001
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    Nice Shoes. Wanna ****?
     
  7. TC (Houston)

    TC (Houston) Formula Junior

    Feb 5, 2002
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    Hey there, you want to get some pizza and ****?

    What, you don't like pizza?
     
  8. scott61

    scott61 Formula 3

    Feb 11, 2004
    2,386
    North of Boston
    Hi, Would you like to dance? No. Then I guess a bl#w job's out of the question. Girl though it was so funny I got the dance and more. Thank G-d for alcohol
     
  9. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    LMAO!

    DL
     
  10. writerguy

    writerguy F1 Veteran

    Sep 30, 2003
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    Otto
    When god made you he was just showing off.....
     
  11. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Try to deadpan this one...You WON'T be able to.

    Hi, The name's Nasium, Jim Nasium.

    DL
     
  12. matteo

    matteo F1 World Champ

    Aug 1, 2002
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    Jimmy to anyone that will listen...


    "Look at me. Don't be hater. Look at me. You know you want this"
     
  13. BWS550

    BWS550 Wants to be a mod

    Apr 1, 2002
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    BRUCE WELLINGTON
    GO GET A JOB.........................
     
  14. rcallahan

    rcallahan F1 Rookie
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    Jul 15, 2002
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    Have you ever had sex in a Ferrari? :)
     
  15. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    HA! I knew you couldn't do it!

    See you in the shed.

    DL
     
  16. Tomf-1

    Tomf-1 F1 Rookie

    Jan 17, 2004
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    Thomas P

    yes.
     
  17. BWS550

    BWS550 Wants to be a mod

    Apr 1, 2002
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    BRUCE WELLINGTON
    ILL START THIS WEEKEND BY HOOKING UP THE WATER , SEWER SYSTEM, AND ELECTRIC............................................
     
  18. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    I figured it would be battery operated.

    DL
     
  19. Tomf-1

    Tomf-1 F1 Rookie

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    oh sorry....didn't see the title. my bad
    thought the thread is about sex inside cars :D
     
  20. rcallahan

    rcallahan F1 Rookie
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    Jul 15, 2002
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    Tom,

    Are you saying that you have had sex in a Ferrari, or are you saying that you want to have sex with me in a Ferrari? :)
     
  21. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    NOW I KNOW (or at least I hope to God) you haven't had sex in a Murci! :D:D:D:D:D

    DL
     
  22. WILLIAM H

    WILLIAM H Three Time F1 World Champ

    Nov 1, 2003
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    I tell them I'm a famous underwear model or an Instant Cowboy, just add water :)

    Then I tell them I drive a VW Thing & I live w my parents LOL

    Sometimes I introduce myself as "Elvis"
     
  23. Tomf-1

    Tomf-1 F1 Rookie

    Jan 17, 2004
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    Thomas P

    bob-- well...is it your best pickup line? :D

    darth/dirk.d (just notice the identify change :D ) -- i do lightening quick work; hence, no place is too small for me, bro. :D :D
     
  24. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Jul 14, 2003
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    Hello there. My name is Dirk and I can lick my eyebrows.

    DL
     
  25. bwassam

    bwassam Formula Junior

    Jan 3, 2005
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    North Bend, Oregon
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    Robert Wassam
    Can I buy you breakfast? Can I nudge you or do I have to call you?

    Bob Wassam
     

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