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HOW OLD WHERE YA ????????

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  1. sduke

    sduke Formula Junior

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    17 years old. I dated this girl for over a year and she got put on birth control pills for irregular cycles. I finally talked her into the deed and her dad, who I thought was out of town, caught us in the living room doing the horizontal bop.

    I was certain that I had taken my last breath on this world. He stood there staring at us without any emotion or any words. She started crying, I started looking for my pants. I left everything else, shoes, shirt, socks, underwear, and as quickly as possible exited the house, got into my car, and drove home.

    I told my dad as soon as I walked in the house what had happened because I was afraid her dad would come gunning for me. My dad snickered and told me to stay indoors all weekend and see what happens.

    Well, someone shot the back glass out of my car, and my girlfriend was shipped out of town by the end of the weekend. I never saw her again. Never got my clothes back either.

    I ran into her dad about 10 years ago and he didn't even recognize me. He tried to sell me car insurance. Needless to say I didn't ask about his daughter or offer my name. LOL!!!
     
  2. ^@#&

    ^@#& F1 World Champ BANNED

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    oh wait that counts? the same thing happened to me, except my gf's father was swinging a golf club at me. no contact to my skin, but i had to break up with her. I didn;t count it before because there was no release of fluid...
     
  3. 550Maranello575

    550Maranello575 Formula 3

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    Still a virgin... give me a month ;)
     
  4. Kelsa

    Kelsa F1 Veteran

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    16, with the then new 23 year old music teacher. too drunk and druged to remember the whole thing.
     
  5. j15

    j15 F1 Rookie

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    lost my virginity about a month ago with my girlfriend, I'm 17. We broke up last week and i think having sex with her was the biggest mistake of my 17 years on this earth
     
  6. scud

    scud F1 World Champ

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    no it wasn't. the one you knock back is the one you never get back....you young boys have a lot to learn
     
  7. WILLIAM H

    WILLIAM H Three Time F1 World Champ

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    Nice work, I was 15, she was 17, she was my GF for a few months, AFter she dumped me for being obsessed w her & being a wuss I didnt get any more until I was 18, that suxed LOL

    I could go 10 rounds easily back then but not much on skills

    These days I have mad skills but I get bored after 2 rounds

    unless theres a Menage involved ;)
     
  8. WILLIAM H

    WILLIAM H Three Time F1 World Champ

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    Why such a gloomy gus ? Its really rough the 1st time but believe me you'll see A LOT more action :) You just barely started on the path to being a Player.

    I'm going to send you a PM you'll want to look at
     
  9. SupercarGuru

    SupercarGuru F1 Rookie Sponsor

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    the day i got my license hahaha in the back of a black convertible jag : )
     
  10. SupercarGuru

    SupercarGuru F1 Rookie Sponsor

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    LOL
     
  11. CMY

    CMY F1 World Champ

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    I was 21, she was an 18 year-old porn star. We were in the bedroom of a porn producer in Vegas.

    I may have come into the game a bit late but my entrance was anything but normal. ;)

    C.
     
  12. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    Will it require a CC and a password? ;)
     
  13. Blackbird4life

    Blackbird4life Formula 3

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    When ur a 20+ virgin male, you instantly become a player by default.....
     
  14. Dcup

    Dcup F1 Veteran

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    i envy you soooooooooooooo damn much !!!!!!!!!!!! i m going to make a statue in your honor.
     
  15. Dcup

    Dcup F1 Veteran

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    this is her now, i dont know what you did but it is a beautiful thing...
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  16. WILLIAM H

    WILLIAM H Three Time F1 World Champ

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    I did a pornstar once, Carla Ferrari LOL

    It was ok, Ive had a lot better
     
  17. bernardo66

    bernardo66 The Crazy Cat Man Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    21...with my first wife...prior to getting married of course.
     
  18. CMY

    CMY F1 World Champ

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    They generally work better in multiples. Still, the best BJ I've ever had was from a 'husky' chick, FWIW. ;)

    C.
     
  19. Dcup

    Dcup F1 Veteran

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    thats because she was trying to eat it. all fat broads are always hungary, especially for cack candy...
     
  20. bernardo66

    bernardo66 The Crazy Cat Man Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    HEY!!!! Lots to be said about fat broads!!!!
     
  21. Dcup

    Dcup F1 Veteran

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    no disrespect intended.
     
  22. bernardo66

    bernardo66 The Crazy Cat Man Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    No offense taken...and how can I be angry at a gent with such an avatar...ROCK ON!!!
     
  23. Dcup

    Dcup F1 Veteran

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    thats my g/f and her sister. lol
     
  24. Blackbird4life

    Blackbird4life Formula 3

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    Really? 0_o
     
  25. Dcup

    Dcup F1 Veteran

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    yep, you should see what they do when they get drunk.
     

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