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Getting out of an exotic.

Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by Male Mule, Jan 18, 2006.

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  1. bostonmini

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    this person CANT have a license can they?
     
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  2. bostonmini

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    what grass? hes just a pitiful drunk.
     
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  3. Sportscarnut

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    I always know where my Ferrari is and I take it any place I feel like. It's just another car, but one thing is for sure; IT NEEDS TO BE DRIVEN AND DRIVEN HARD !!!!!

    Oh, as far as gettting out of an Exotic goes, just open the door and step out :)
     
    Sportscarnut, Jan 18, 2006
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  4. sparta49

    sparta49 F1 Veteran Owner

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    He rambles like the preacher on HBO's Deadwood
     
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  5. MarkPDX

    MarkPDX F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    Apparently he lost the password to his previous account...... I tried to get him in touch with Rob to fix the situation. Oh welll
     
    MarkPDX, Jan 18, 2006
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  6. donv

    donv Two Time F1 World Champ Owner Rossa Subscribed

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    Obvious to some, oblivious to others Bart is. All hail Bonzi!

     
    donv, Jan 18, 2006
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  7. msdesignltd

    msdesignltd Two Time F1 World Champ Rossa Subscribed

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    Allow me to Decode:
    THIRD, FIFTH AND SEVENTH WORD REARRANGED.THEN 4TH 8TH AND 9TH.

    It all depends on where one is going. I only go in my Maranello to places who understand the machine.

    MY MARENELLO DEPENDS ON ME TO GO PLACES WHERE ALL UNDERSTAND THE MACHINE GOING ON!

    I must know my 550 is safe where it is stopped.

    KNOW WHERE MY550 IS STOPPED IT MUST BE SAFE!

    Darn, where I go must see the thing. Woo be to it the one who does not understand. That man is not from Southern California. Not being from Southern California means that person does not know the height of public transportation.

    I GO WHERE ONE WHO DOES NOT UNDERSTAND SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION DOES NOT KNOW THE HEIGHT OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA DARN WOO!
     
    msdesignltd, Jan 18, 2006
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  8. BigTex

    BigTex Seven Time F1 World Champ Owner Rossa Subscribed

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    LOST the password???? LOL!

    I guess he could use the same PIN as his ATM card....ROTFLMAO!

    He's right about watching where you park, in my old neighborhood of Galveston Texas they'd swap your mags for four cinder blocks faster than the Woods Brothers could go over the Indy Pit Wall!!!

    They wouldn't even spin the lug nuts, just snap the studs off with a cheater bar.....

    Drive on Bart!

    *salute*
     
    BigTex, Jan 18, 2006
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  9. jimpo1

    jimpo1 Two Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    I didn't know PLACES understood ANYTHING. People understand, some animals understand, inanimate objects do not. Tool.

    Like at a stop light?

    WTF does THAT mean? When you write, sentence you must finish and complete it be.

    Did you mean WOE?

    Bonzi? Did you mean BONZAI? Or are you speaking about the offspring of Jon Bon Jovi and Fonzi?

    English lessons or don't write.
     
    jimpo1, Jan 18, 2006
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  10. Cielo

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    OMG, this is the funniest thread I have seen in years. I can hardly type I am laughing so hard.
     
    Cielo, Jan 18, 2006
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  11. Gary48

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    Ah! heck its o.k. its just the cable guy. loosen up!
     
    Gary48, Jan 18, 2006
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  12. davey_jones

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  13. Glassman

    Glassman F1 World Champ Rossa Subscribed

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    With all due respect, lighten up a little bit. Bart is a long time subscriber here, and although his posts are way out there, the man has great passion for the cars and voices his appreciation of them in an interesting manner. I for one really enjoy the words of wisdom from this eccentric character. He does drive the BEAST after all
     
    Glassman, Jan 18, 2006
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  14. J.P.Sarti

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    Maybe, just maybe, Bart is really the Riddler from Batman.

    Wheres the Catwoman?
     
    J.P.Sarti, Jan 18, 2006
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  15. wax

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    Good. Very, very good.

    However!

    Every 8th word.
    going places my Darn Woo not California person transportation got car normal or it see to More.

    Then reverse 'em.
    More to see it or normal car got transportation person California not Woo Darn my places going.
     
    wax, Jan 18, 2006
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  16. ashsimmonds

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  17. GrigioGuy

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    The amazing thing to me is that, as I recall, he makes his living as a public speaker!

    Bet that's well worth watching.... ;)

    Edit: Yep, that's it

     
    GrigioGuy, Jan 18, 2006
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  18. patpong

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    All he is saying is that he owns a 550 and proud of it... (that's how Ferrari get you high.)
     
    patpong, Jan 18, 2006
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  19. jungathart

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    Just want to say "Hi Bart"...eh, I mean "Male Mule".;);)
     
    jungathart, Jan 18, 2006
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  20. Gatorrari

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  21. MufflerMan

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    Mr. Mule, 37 posts later and we still have trouble identifying your intentions. What the hell are talking about man?
     
    MufflerMan, Jan 18, 2006
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  22. Ike

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    I read the first post and thought that he parked on the interstate. ???
     
    Ike, Jan 19, 2006
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  23. 1Turbo

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    Bart, some advice.

    DO NOT Valet @ the Monte Carlo !!!


    8 cylinders or walk
     
    1Turbo, Jan 19, 2006
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  24. Kram

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    Hey, I understand, no problem. It’s an advantage of mild dyslexia.

    Mind you, I can’t wait to see what the judge makes of your presentation! I suggest a more ridged sentence structure if you are going to address the court yourself, after all you might not have a view of your drive if you end up in the slammer for contempt. I hear the cops aren’t great at valet parking either.

    Luck good!
     
    Kram, Jan 19, 2006
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  25. cjensen

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    I'm still very new to the forum, but this thread is absolutely one of the funniest I've read on ANY forum out there! LMAO!!
     
    cjensen, Jan 19, 2006
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