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Getting out of an exotic.

Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by Male Mule, Jan 18, 2006.

  1. bostonmini

    bostonmini Formula 3

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    this person CANT have a license can they?
     
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  3. bostonmini

    bostonmini Formula 3

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    what grass? hes just a pitiful drunk.
     
  4. Sportscarnut

    Sportscarnut Formula Junior

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    I always know where my Ferrari is and I take it any place I feel like. It's just another car, but one thing is for sure; IT NEEDS TO BE DRIVEN AND DRIVEN HARD !!!!!

    Oh, as far as gettting out of an Exotic goes, just open the door and step out :)
     
  5. sparta49

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    He rambles like the preacher on HBO's Deadwood
     
  6. MarkPDX

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    Apparently he lost the password to his previous account...... I tried to get him in touch with Rob to fix the situation. Oh welll
     
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  8. donv

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    Obvious to some, oblivious to others Bart is. All hail Bonzi!

     
  9. msdesignltd

    msdesignltd F1 World Champ
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    Allow me to Decode:
    THIRD, FIFTH AND SEVENTH WORD REARRANGED.THEN 4TH 8TH AND 9TH.

    It all depends on where one is going. I only go in my Maranello to places who understand the machine.

    MY MARENELLO DEPENDS ON ME TO GO PLACES WHERE ALL UNDERSTAND THE MACHINE GOING ON!

    I must know my 550 is safe where it is stopped.

    KNOW WHERE MY550 IS STOPPED IT MUST BE SAFE!

    Darn, where I go must see the thing. Woo be to it the one who does not understand. That man is not from Southern California. Not being from Southern California means that person does not know the height of public transportation.

    I GO WHERE ONE WHO DOES NOT UNDERSTAND SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION DOES NOT KNOW THE HEIGHT OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA DARN WOO!
     
  10. BigTex

    BigTex Seven Time F1 World Champ
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    LOST the password???? LOL!

    I guess he could use the same PIN as his ATM card....ROTFLMAO!

    He's right about watching where you park, in my old neighborhood of Galveston Texas they'd swap your mags for four cinder blocks faster than the Woods Brothers could go over the Indy Pit Wall!!!

    They wouldn't even spin the lug nuts, just snap the studs off with a cheater bar.....

    Drive on Bart!

    *salute*
     
  11. jimpo1

    jimpo1 Two Time F1 World Champ
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    I didn't know PLACES understood ANYTHING. People understand, some animals understand, inanimate objects do not. Tool.

    Like at a stop light?

    WTF does THAT mean? When you write, sentence you must finish and complete it be.

    Did you mean WOE?

    Bonzi? Did you mean BONZAI? Or are you speaking about the offspring of Jon Bon Jovi and Fonzi?

    English lessons or don't write.
     
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  13. Cielo

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    OMG, this is the funniest thread I have seen in years. I can hardly type I am laughing so hard.
     
  14. Gary48

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    Ah! heck its o.k. its just the cable guy. loosen up!
     
  15. davey_jones

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  16. Glassman

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    With all due respect, lighten up a little bit. Bart is a long time subscriber here, and although his posts are way out there, the man has great passion for the cars and voices his appreciation of them in an interesting manner. I for one really enjoy the words of wisdom from this eccentric character. He does drive the BEAST after all
     
  17. J.P.Sarti

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    Maybe, just maybe, Bart is really the Riddler from Batman.

    Wheres the Catwoman?
     
  18. wax

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    Good. Very, very good.

    However!

    Every 8th word.
    going places my Darn Woo not California person transportation got car normal or it see to More.

    Then reverse 'em.
    More to see it or normal car got transportation person California not Woo Darn my places going.
     
  19. GrigioGuy

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    The amazing thing to me is that, as I recall, he makes his living as a public speaker!

    Bet that's well worth watching.... ;)

    Edit: Yep, that's it

     
  20. patpong

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    All he is saying is that he owns a 550 and proud of it... (that's how Ferrari get you high.)
     
  21. jungathart

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    Just want to say "Hi Bart"...eh, I mean "Male Mule".;);)
     
  22. Gatorrari

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  23. MufflerMan

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    Mr. Mule, 37 posts later and we still have trouble identifying your intentions. What the hell are talking about man?
     
  24. Ike

    Ike F1 Rookie

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    I read the first post and thought that he parked on the interstate. ???
     
  25. 1Turbo

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    Bart, some advice.

    DO NOT Valet @ the Monte Carlo !!!


    8 cylinders or walk
     
  26. Kram

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    Hey, I understand, no problem. It’s an advantage of mild dyslexia.

    Mind you, I can’t wait to see what the judge makes of your presentation! I suggest a more ridged sentence structure if you are going to address the court yourself, after all you might not have a view of your drive if you end up in the slammer for contempt. I hear the cops aren’t great at valet parking either.

    Luck good!
     
  27. cjensen

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    I'm still very new to the forum, but this thread is absolutely one of the funniest I've read on ANY forum out there! LMAO!!
     

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