Pet peeves

When you go to someone's house and are in the bathroom and need to throw something away and the trash can is completely empty, so whatever you put in there will surely be noticed by everyone.

 

So it was you that left that tampon in the bathroom garbage can at Rachel's during Cavallino...!

 

Rachel's has that bloody attendant in there that has his hand out as soon as you walk in the door. Nothing gets by that bastard. Last time I was in there I didn't have a single so I had to give him a five. To get my money's worth, I proceeded to take Tic Tacs, mouthwash, cheesy musk and I dirtied 2 towels....just to teach him a lesson!!

 

Dirty floors, dirty floors, dirty floors. In addition, I dislike dirty floors.

RMX

 

People that, when you ask them how their day was, tell you their whole life story every time. I deal with that just about everyday...

"So, how was your day?"

"Well, I woke up, got dressed, tried to decide which shoes to wear, then I decided to wear the black ones, then I got some cereal with orange juice, but I almost got some milk, but then I remembered that would be weird, then I got to my car and noticed I was low on fuel, so went to Exxon, then I got inside and decided to get a candy bar and started to reach for a Butterfinger, but then I remebered the calories in it, so I got a PayDay, and then I...(finishes with the EXACT thing he did last, which takes about 10 minutes.

"Umm...ok."

 

LOL, at that point your're staring at them with an empty gaze, you're discreetly pinching yourself and calling them names in your head.

 

LOL. Very true.

 

Go steal business cards from a leper clinic and, next time you're in that situation, "accidentally" give him the card with the five spot and give his hand a good, firm shake...

 

Starbucks, cell phones, people who talk to much, smokers, commercials, reality tv. Thats all I can think of for now.

 

I just put my hand into a smear of Papa John's garlic butter sauce product on the dinner table and remembered one of my biggest peeves: oily hands. And oily skin in general.

I'm not a "germ-a-phobe" really but using public computers with uncleaned keyboards and/or oily mice makes me ill. Most people don't seem to care and will ticky-tack away at a computer with keys that have brown, crusty edges or visible crumbs and hair underneath.

Other peeves: sharp, loud noises (crashing pots/pans, slamming doors), this pushes my Instant Anger button.

Also: people who mistreat waiters, pessimists, and people who refuse treatment for medical/mental issues.

 

"Moochers"

 

Well, it's a good thing Noah can't read this.

 

So you will not be bidding on my one year new Logitec wireless keyboard that's on eBay for three bucks?
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*winces*

 

longwinded phone messages

 

Pet peeves...


I hate it when people crap in my flow rate machine.

I hate it when people crap on the operating table.

I hate it when people come to the office and take a 20 minute crap in the only patient rest room.

 

thats some funny crap!

 

Why would somebody take a dump on the operating table?

 

1) Telemarketers that call constantly when your number is on the DO NOT CALL LIST.
2) People at stop lights that have to show the world how much bass their stereos can crank out.
3) Any reason I have to go into a Walmart.

 

Lazy people who won't think or do anything for themselves. Professional Panhandlers.

 

Happens a lot. Patient is never told as it would embarrass them. You may have done it.

 

So THAT'S the REAL reason the doctors and nurses tell you not to eat or drink anything 12 hours before going under! I want a good (possible 'last meal') before surgery! Can patients cut a deal with the surgeon that they will do something like wear Depends in exchange for the green light to have a few Breakfast Jacks a couple hours before?

 

People that wait for a green light at an intersection to take a right turn.

 

In addition to that, i find it hilarious that some people i know are studying multiple things in univercity, mostly pointless, to tell me they can get a 'great job' and earn 'a lot'. In the end, you should have some useful degrees but what really counts is work experience.

pet peeves of mine:

people who throw their car blindly on a b-road, because 'normally' its fairly empty. Had this sometime ago in england. I was doing 60 (speed limit) and I see this guy with his old 280SL vintage prehistoric car waiting to pull out on to my side of the road. I lift of the throttle (just in case) and the guy doesnt move an inch. I'm about 30 yards away from him when this complete and utter nut job suddenly pulls out, right in front of me. I brake hard and just about miss him. He then accelerates to a massive 40mph. 40. on a 60mph road. On the one and only bit I could pass him, I floor and and fly past him. And then he sticks his finger up! Some people...

People who dont bother checking their rear view mirror on motorways (highways). Doing 80 in the passing lane, and this guy who was driving in the middle lane (with no one, completely empty road!!) just swerves on the passing lane. For no reason at all! and continues doing 60 or so. Offcourse this leaves no option but to undertake him.

 

Illiterates