'Guy Things' you do. Fess up here!

Fart when ever I can, at work & in public.

 

Is it fair to say that bowl admiration is a given?

 

Never even got dishes, on the rare occasion I eat at home it's on paper plates and plastic utensils. I do have a bunch of glasses but they are all pints and/or steins advertising various beers.

 

Hahaha great thread

I make mohawks in the shower.

 

Scratch my nuts whenever i get an itch, in public.

 

Okay - I regularly use logic & reasoning in my thinking.

 

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LOL thats a good picture

 

Send the number here quick!

 

I'm a nice guy.

And, a really nice husband.

My wife drew a deep bath last night and called me because the jets in the tub wouldn't come on.

So I go to the garage, find the breaker, flip it on, and she has bubbles and jets and a glorious tub bath going on. ***

So, being a nice guy, I offer to light the candles around the tub, which I do.

Very nice. Very quiet and soothing....

So i'm standing there with the lighter in my hand , so of course I suggest WHAT I WOULD WANT TO DO IF I WERE HER, namely I offer to light up the bubbles if she'd squeeze off some underwater farts!

You'd of thought I'd asked her to give me a 30 minute ball scratch!

She literally raised her voice at me explaining that: NO SHE DIDN'T WANT TO LIGHT UP FART BUBBLES!

I told her that there was no way she could get burned as the bubbles would be at the water's surface, no where near any tender mucosa.

Not a chance. A missed opportunity.

Women....



*** before you start, there weren't so many bubbles as to cause damage to the water pump.

 

Truly an inspiration to us all Uro......

 

LAMO!!!!! that is a good replay!


when i come home at 2am im to lazy to go in bath room to pee so i get out of car and pee on side of house HAHA

 

I don't want the locals jealous of my whip (88 pontiac firebird, constantly spotted with t-tops off and whitesnake blasting)

btw PAP that picture was so horrible it made me sterile

 

HAHAHAHH!! I just found a can of whipped cream in the fridge the other day and have been doing that.

 

I think about 90% of the "guy stuff" are things we all do on a regular basis.

When I fix something to eat, but all the dishes are in the dishwasher waiting to be unloaded, I usually just decide I will be eating without a plate that day...

 

I visited a friend of a friend once, guy makes like $1million a month. Really cool guy, totally down to earth, amazing house.

We're hanging out in his gameroom at 2 in the morning after coming back from the bar, and he goes "yeah, you can use the bathroom or just piss on the roof, I don't care." He goes over to the window, opens it up, and proceeds to pee on the roof. I about died laughing, it was the most redneck thing I've ever seen, coming from a guy who's watch cost nearly as much as my condo.

 

I peed in every sink on the campus of my school when I was in high school.

 

LOL or just piss on the roof, lol...

 

Pee standing up

 

PM sent.

 

Ahhhh........dont pretend you dont like it.

 

I pee outside all the time. If I'm in the house sometimes I just go outside and pee. I love peeing from high places. Like off a cliff or a bridge in the woods. If I'm washing the car I'll pee right there in the back yard.

 

notice how many guys here have a thing about peeing ???? LOL LO LOL LOL

 

...on a regular basis, but, I "took a wiz" on the dining room table while sleep walking a few years ago. Still hear about that one.

 

I sure miss that one. Can't do it now living in a towonhouse with neighbors!