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Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by A.J, Apr 22, 2009.

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  1. Testacojones

    Testacojones F1 Veteran

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    I think he meant that these type of cars are bought to get easy pusssy.
     
    Testacojones, Apr 22, 2009
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  2. TheMayor

    TheMayor Ten Time F1 World Champ Rossa Subscribed

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    Well there is an old Ferrari joke that fits here:

    One day many years ago, a reporter went to visit the Pope in the Vatican. While in the Pope's office, he saw a beautiful diamond encrusted golden telephone with angels surronding it. Strangely, it had no dial.

    The reporter asked the Pope: "Your Eminence: what is that phone for?"

    The Pope answered: "Its a direct line to GOD. All I have to do is pick it up and I can speak to Him"

    The reporter asked "Can I speak with Him?"

    The Pope said "Sure, but it will cost you one million dollars."

    The reporter said he didn't have a million dollars and left very disappointed that he couldn't talk to God.

    The next day, the reporter went to Maranello to inteview Enzo Ferrari.

    In Il Commadore's office, the reporter noticed the exact same telephone that was in the office of the Pope.

    He asked Enzo "Can I speak to God with your phone?"

    Enzo responded: "Sure, but it will cost you 10 cents".

    The reporter said "10 cents! The Pope said it would cost a million dollars!"

    Enzo replied: "That's because from here it's a local call".
     
    TheMayor, Apr 22, 2009
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  3. enzokidd

    enzokidd Formula Junior

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    the devil drives a prius..
     
    enzokidd, Apr 22, 2009
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  4. kerrari

    kerrari Two Time F1 World Champ

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    Perfect!
     
    kerrari, Apr 23, 2009
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  5. A.J

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    Now that would be hilarious LOL
     
    A.J, Apr 23, 2009
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  6. DGS

    DGS Seven Time F1 World Champ Rossa Subscribed

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    A: "He lost the race. -- Don't you watch "Pinks"?" ;)
     
    DGS, Apr 23, 2009
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  7. MBFerrari

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    On a family guy episode, the family sings "The Rose" song in a Red car. It is hard to tell what kind of Ferrari it is, but I think it must be a 400i, because of the angular A-arm posts...here is the link. From this I must deduce that any Ferrari with four seats is of the devil :p

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2GoERQXLmE
     
    MBFerrari, Apr 23, 2009
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  8. PAP 348

    PAP 348 Ten Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    Lol lol!! Crazy **** man! :D:D
     
    PAP 348, Apr 23, 2009
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  9. WILLIAM H

    WILLIAM H Three Time F1 World Champ

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    You should have told him the Devil drives a Lamborghini Diablo or rides in Air Force One

    I had a quite different intersection run in w a Preacher

    I was driving my 512TR as he was telling the gospel so naturally he hit me up for $, I slipped him a $20

    and he said loudly "and may God keep blessing you " :)
     
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    WILLIAM H, Apr 23, 2009
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  10. Chupacabra

    Chupacabra F1 Rookie Owner Rossa Subscribed

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    I've always thought that the F50 looks a little devilish, especially the front. In a good way, of course.
     
    Chupacabra, Apr 23, 2009
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  11. futureowner

    futureowner Formula 3

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    Odd, my fiancee thinks the same thing about the Enzo. Always refers to it as the "bad juju" car.
     
    futureowner, Apr 23, 2009
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  12. Tokyo Drftr

    Tokyo Drftr Formula 3

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    And has to be red
     
    Tokyo Drftr, Apr 23, 2009
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  13. #Lennard

    #Lennard Formula 3

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    Is the car registered on your wife's name?
     
    #Lennard, Apr 23, 2009
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  14. Chupacabra

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    Aww, c'mon, didn't they build the Pope an Enzo? :)
     
    Chupacabra, Apr 23, 2009
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  15. kongman

    kongman F1 Rookie

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    they say that the diablo engine has the firing order printed on top and if you ring it with your phone satan picks it up ...........or sometime wax if satans busy
     
    kongman, Apr 23, 2009
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  16. Sfumato

    Sfumato F1 World Champ

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    Nope, a Boxer. BB for BB
     
    Sfumato, Apr 23, 2009
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