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  1. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Even with the discount, I couldn't afford that.
     
    Aircon, Jan 31, 2014
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  2. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    oh there are plenty of others, and it's climbing all the time
     
    moretti, Jan 31, 2014
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  3. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    This is hilarious. Hopefully it was a joke.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRSUS4WZO5Q]Bad Grandpa - Pageant Scene HD - YouTube[/ame]
     
    Aircon, Feb 2, 2014
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  4. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Aircon, Feb 2, 2014
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  5. Horse

    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    You got: Surgeon

    It should be titled "What pay packet should you actually have"
     
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    F-Serge, Feb 2, 2014
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    Surgeon.

    Look out.
     
    FazzerPorscheman, Feb 3, 2014
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  9. Horse

    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Not an assassin?

    I'm amazed. ;)
     
    Horse, Feb 3, 2014
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  10. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    You got: Astronaut
     
    moretti, Feb 3, 2014
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  11. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Olio
     
    Aircon, Feb 3, 2014
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  12. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

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    You're not funny.

    I won the shooting. Apparently.

    A better scorer will always beat a better shot. :)
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  13. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Yep. .You're the best shot and the best driver.
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  14. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

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    Shut up you.
     
    FazzerPorscheman, Feb 3, 2014
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  15. wrxmike

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    What Career Should You have:
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    LOL Def not my first choice.
     
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    Ditto
     
    greg246, Feb 3, 2014
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  17. FazzerPorscheman

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  18. IanB

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    I'm inclined to think that whole story is BS, invented after the fact, a bit like Enzo's cavallino myth.

    Ferrucio has lots of money from his tractor business, observes that there is a market for exotic cars, so decides to get involved. Just a simple business decision, dressed up with drama in a typical Italian way.
     
    IanB, Feb 3, 2014
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  19. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

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    You romantic you.

    But, you could be correct. :)
     
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  20. Aircon

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  21. Horse

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    Moretti?






    Where's the picture with the fish?
     
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  22. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

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    Oh, Fin ish will you. ;)
     
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  23. Horse

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    Cod, not the fish puns again?
     
    Horse, Feb 4, 2014
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  24. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

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    I'm Herring you. ;)
     
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  25. Horse

    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    I'll mullet over.

    Btw, must be time for a GG board meeting?
     
    Horse, Feb 4, 2014
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