Loved that show, hilarious. That clip reminded me of a ward round as a medical student 30 years ago. The consultant asked one of our group to listen to a patient’s heart and describe the type of murmur. The patient was a young woman with boobs that would have made Benny Hill blush. The student nervously lifted her left breast and placed the stethoscope on her chest and quickly said “mitral stenosis”. In the meantime the patient as well as the rest of us were in hysterics. The consultant merely replied “Idiot” and we moved onto the next patient. The student was so nervous, he hadn’t plugged the stethoscope into his ears Good times
10 funniest questions ever asked on a Carnival cruise When you’re taking a cruise holiday, especially for the first time, you’re bound to have a few questions. How much will it cost? What should you pack? What’s the best food to eat? And where do the crew sleep? But if you are worried your question might sound silly, don’t be. The crew are used to fielding weird, wonderful and flat-out ridiculous questions, according to Carnival Spirit cruise director Gary Blair Jr. Blair reveals 10 of the funniest questions asked aboard Carnival ships around the world. 1. What time is the midnight buffet? “That would be 12am ...” 2. Do the crew members sleep on board? “Well, if you thought your commute to work was bad, well we get lifted up on helicopters, flown out to the ship, dropped down on ropes like Mission Impossible, and then when we finish our shift we jump on a jet skis and we sail back to where we live,” jokes Blair. “Yes, we sleep on board.” 3. If I go on the snorkelling excursion will I get wet? “Hmmm, I’m not going to lie. Probably.” 4. (To the photo manager at the display of photos taken of guests on board) How do I know which photos are mine? “Well, you’re in them, so that’s a good start.” 5. (To the spa manager) How small does your face have to be for a mini-facial? “We accept all shapes and sizes.” 6. (When Carnival Vista was visiting Rome) I’m very disappointed. Why are the ruins in such bad shape? “Hmmm.” 7. What do you do with the beautiful ice carvings after they’ve melted? “Yes, we get that a lot.” 8. Which elevator do I take to get to the front of the ship? “We’re not Willy Wonka yet (with lifts that transport you side to side) ... but it’s going to happen hopefully.” 9. Can you send someone to my cabin to fix the microwave? It is broken. “There are no microwaves in cabins. The man was trying to reheat his pizza in his safe.” 10. (Question asked on the guest feedback card) Why does Carnival go to ports that allow topless sunbathing on the beaches? That was very distracting for my husband who was just trying to relax. “Yes, I’m sure it was ...”
Got sent an email today with some funny jokes but these were the ones that made me laugh : The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated, but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening." My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back
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