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  1. wax

    wax Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    Come, come, you talk greasily; your lips grow foul, thou lumpish scurvy-valiant harpy! Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese, thou warped rough-hewn coxcomb. I think thou never wast where grace was said, thou yeasty sheep-biting pignut! Thou wouldst eat thy dead vomit up, and howl'st to find it. Thou'rt by no means valiant; For thou dost fear the soft and tender fork of a poor worm. May the worm of conscience still begnaw thy soul, thou currish common-kissing bugbear! Thou art i' th' worst rank of manhood.
     
    wax, Apr 30, 2004
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  2. Clax

    Clax Formula 3

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    You are the son of a motherless goat.
     
    Clax, Apr 30, 2004
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  3. Bertus

    Bertus Formula 3

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    You are the tainted spawn of a syphilitic swamp hog

    You're so cool, God gave you an extra chromosome.

    If bullsh!t were music, you'd be a brass band

    You are a disgrace to the rectum that farted you out of at birth.

    My visualization of you is of an acne-encrusted, balding, 35-stone, 4'7" dwarf in his parent's basement - surrounded by semen-stained socks and old copies of BESTIALITY TODAY

    I'd like for you to put down the can of pork n' beans which you're eating out of, and look around your ****ty environment. I'm sure you have ****-stained underwear, piss puddles, and empty methylated bottles laying all around and parents who threaten you with psychiatrist appointments for inappropriately touching your sprawling genitalia during mealtimes





    Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure
    I'm done using your EGO as a urinal.
     
    Bertus, Apr 30, 2004
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  4. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    i used to write what i called "Soliloquoys"... Here's the only one i can find right now; i wrote back on June 10th of '02... Sort of similar to what you're talking about...

    "In the event that i ever burst into flames or that i crumble into falling and scattering roaches or that my surroundings disintegrate into mounds and mounds of spiders, please excuse my dear aunt sally.

    The results are in; this roller coaster of roller coasters, with more camel backs than a kaleidoscope of caravans, is coke-addicted... it must be. i'm in so deep but still so shallow. That's almost funny, that's almost funny. Why do i do that...?"
     
    134282, Apr 30, 2004
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  5. wax

    wax Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    You look just like your Mother.
     
    wax, Apr 30, 2004
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  6. richard_wallace

    richard_wallace Formula 3

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    You deserve to drive a Lamborghini.. :)

    Thank you - I will be here all week!
     
    richard_wallace, Apr 30, 2004
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  7. ferrari_kid

    ferrari_kid Formula Junior

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  8. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    darth550, Apr 30, 2004
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  9. Fan512bbi

    Fan512bbi Two Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    MR D please let us know you are still with us, with all these insults he may have jumped from a roof.
     
    Fan512bbi, May 1, 2004
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  10. isellpower

    isellpower Formula Junior

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    You own and drive a Dodge, you've done enough damage to yourself.
     
    isellpower, May 1, 2004
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  11. mrdigital

    mrdigital Formula Junior

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    It's a cuda.You jackasss
    Plymouth!
     
    mrdigital, May 1, 2004
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  12. LAfun2

    LAfun2 Three Time F1 World Champ

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    You live in Nashville.
     
    LAfun2, May 1, 2004
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  13. C. Losito

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    isellpower = OWN3D!
     
    C. Losito, May 1, 2004
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  14. bobafett

    bobafett F1 Veteran

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    Am I the only one who found this hysterical?

    --Dan
     
    bobafett, May 1, 2004
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  15. C. Losito

    C. Losito Formula Junior

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    Official Ferrarichat Forum Flame
    ==============================================
    Dear:
    [X] Clueless Newbie
    [X] Loser
    [ ] Spammer
    [ ] 12 year old
    [ ] Pervert
    [X] Poser
    [ ] Nerd
    [ ] l337 d00d/"vet"
    [ ] Other:

    You Are Being Flamed Because :
    [ ] You posted a "OMFG FERRARIS ARE TEH LAME!!" thread.
    [ ] You claim to own cars you've never seen.
    [X] You started an off-topic thread.
    [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message .
    [ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
    [X] You posted false information (or lack thereof).
    [X] You posted something totally uninteresting.
    [ ] You doubleposted.
    [ ] You posted a message written entirely in CAPS (BWS88TR is excused).
    [ ] You posted a X > Y thread. LAME.
    [ ] You are GARY GREEN
    [X] I don't like your tone of voice.

    To Repent, You Must:
    [ ] Give up your AOL Internet account
    [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
    [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
    [ ] Actually post something relevant
    [X] Become Carbon's love slave
    [ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
    [ ] Go stand in the middle of a motorway

    In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
    [ ] Get a life
    [ ] Never post again
    [ ] I pity your dog
    [ ] I think your IQ must be 6
    [ ] Take your crap somewhere else
    [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
    [ ] Ferrari's rule, Lambo's drool
    [X ] All of the above
     
    C. Losito, May 1, 2004
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  16. mrdigital

    mrdigital Formula Junior

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    You my friend are the winner...........
    Now get off the computer and go do whatever it is that you do.
     
    mrdigital, May 1, 2004
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  17. ferrari_kid

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  18. bubba

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    bubba, May 2, 2004
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  19. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    This reminds me of the summer of '79. There I was outside of Lima Peru...fly-fishing with Lawrence Welk.........

    Paging Dr. Leary

    DL
     
    darth550, May 2, 2004
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