Insult Me

Come, come, you talk greasily; your lips grow foul, thou lumpish scurvy-valiant harpy! Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese, thou warped rough-hewn coxcomb. I think thou never wast where grace was said, thou yeasty sheep-biting pignut! Thou wouldst eat thy dead vomit up, and howl'st to find it. Thou'rt by no means valiant; For thou dost fear the soft and tender fork of a poor worm. May the worm of conscience still begnaw thy soul, thou currish common-kissing bugbear! Thou art i' th' worst rank of manhood.

 

You are the son of a motherless goat.

 

You are the tainted spawn of a syphilitic swamp hog

You're so cool, God gave you an extra chromosome.

If bullsh!t were music, you'd be a brass band

You are a disgrace to the rectum that farted you out of at birth.

My visualization of you is of an acne-encrusted, balding, 35-stone, 4'7" dwarf in his parent's basement - surrounded by semen-stained socks and old copies of BESTIALITY TODAY

I'd like for you to put down the can of pork n' beans which you're eating out of, and look around your ****ty environment. I'm sure you have ****-stained underwear, piss puddles, and empty methylated bottles laying all around and parents who threaten you with psychiatrist appointments for inappropriately touching your sprawling genitalia during mealtimes





Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure
I'm done using your EGO as a urinal.

 

i used to write what i called "Soliloquoys"... Here's the only one i can find right now; i wrote back on June 10th of '02... Sort of similar to what you're talking about...

"In the event that i ever burst into flames or that i crumble into falling and scattering roaches or that my surroundings disintegrate into mounds and mounds of spiders, please excuse my dear aunt sally.

The results are in; this roller coaster of roller coasters, with more camel backs than a kaleidoscope of caravans, is coke-addicted... it must be. i'm in so deep but still so shallow. That's almost funny, that's almost funny. Why do i do that...?"

 

You look just like your Mother.

 

You deserve to drive a Lamborghini..

Thank you - I will be here all week!

 

i'm going to have to give you points for a creative thread. but since that's not an insult...
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DL

 

MR D please let us know you are still with us, with all these insults he may have jumped from a roof.

 

You own and drive a Dodge, you've done enough damage to yourself.

 

You live in Nashville.

 

isellpower = OWN3D!

 

Am I the only one who found this hysterical?

--Dan

 

Official Ferrarichat Forum Flame
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Dear:
[X] Clueless Newbie
[X] Loser
[ ] Spammer
[ ] 12 year old
[ ] Pervert
[X] Poser
[ ] Nerd
[ ] l337 d00d/"vet"
[ ] Other:

You Are Being Flamed Because :
[ ] You posted a "OMFG FERRARIS ARE TEH LAME!!" thread.
[ ] You claim to own cars you've never seen.
[X] You started an off-topic thread.
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message .
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
[X] You posted false information (or lack thereof).
[X] You posted something totally uninteresting.
[ ] You doubleposted.
[ ] You posted a message written entirely in CAPS (BWS88TR is excused).
[ ] You posted a X > Y thread. LAME.
[ ] You are GARY GREEN
[X] I don't like your tone of voice.

To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your AOL Internet account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[X] Become Carbon's love slave
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a motorway

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] I think your IQ must be 6
[ ] Take your crap somewhere else
[ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] Ferrari's rule, Lambo's drool
[X ] All of the above

 

i was looking for a moment to use these
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mrdigital, go here and get your fill of insults: www.insultmonger.com

 

This reminds me of the summer of '79. There I was outside of Lima Peru...fly-fishing with Lawrence Welk.........

Paging Dr. Leary

DL