Haven't had one of these in a long time... Bruce, sorry buddy, but i couldn't pass this one up... Ok, everyone, you know the rules... What's he saying...? Who's he talking to...? Winner gets 4 lithium AA batteries, courtesy of Wellington Battery (don't worry, Bruce, i'm gonna send one of mine, since i have so friggin' many...) Bruce, of course, will choose the winner... Have fun...!
"You ain't gonna believe this honey but I parked the Honda between these two Lambos and some thieving bast*rd stole my car" Regards, Jon
"Yep! I just put Jr. on the school bus. Gee Honey, this new private school looks really cool! I wish we had Mario Andretti prep school when I was a little kid"
<yelling at the top of his lungs, and imagine a 3 foot long giant cell phone> "YEAH! NO! CAN'T FIND ANY DECENT CARS DOWN HERE FOR MILES!!! NO, IT'S ALL RUBBISH! F-ING ITALY, YOU JUST SEE THE SAME SHI% ALL THE TIME OVER HERE!"
"Nice try honey, if I told you once I told you a thousand times.....I don't care which animals are in the barn with Britney, I DON'T NEED A HAIRCUT!!!" DL
"Yeah, policia? My fiat is lodged between the treads of one of these tractors... Happens all the time? You have a specialy built red crowbar for exactly this purpose? Well you'd better hurry, they said they'd be back in a mizzile for shizzle. Yes mam, pimping ain't easy indeed." Best! Ben.
Option 2 (Opening day at Lamborghini of East BF Egypt): "Yeah, first day on the job. Owner spent all the money on inventory, not overhead..." Option 3: "No Dad, I've got to sell it now, they're everywhere. I wanna be different." Option 4: "Darn GPS. This sure doesn't look like Maui!" Option 5: "I bought two of 'em and the Ferrari guys still won't let me in their sandbox!"
[Speaking to Andrea on the phone]. Holy **** honey, you'll never guess what I just discovered. After 3,603 posts on F-chat, and after having owned the car for over 5 years, and after getting into it with Allan on F-chat many a time , and all those F-chat parties at our hose - I just figured out that the yellow car is actually a Lambo and not a Testarossa.
(Bruce speaking to his attorney) "So whats the worst that can happen if I get caught taking a wizz on one of these here tractors?"
Hello Mom! Youre not going to believe this! I was out in the Testarossa, running her up through the gears, when all of a sudden these two cars blew past me like i was standing still! Can i borrow some money?
Just for kicks, i can't exactly compete to win my own batteries... "Jim [Murphy]...? Yeah, it's Bruce... They just dropped it off... Hey, listen - WTF did you do to my TR...?!?"
Since the only difference between Porcupines and Lamborghinis is that Porcupines have their pricks on the outside, does that make me a Porcupine when I'm outside my Lambo?
No Mon, I tell you, this is how ALL Lambo drivers dress, yeah Mom, I am sure I will fit right in!!!!!
"Hi...Is that Ferrari UK ?......When d'ya think y'all be getting the NOS stuff from Italy for my Italian car ...?"
Howdy Daaaaaaad, DONE, what you have instructed me!!! I have ploughed all the fields. First with the white 2 wheel drive tractor and a second time with the yellow 4 wheel drive tractor . Wolfarossa FORZA FERRARI
1 - "Nah, I'm ok ... well, maybe a little disappointed, I guess ... been here all day and still haven't seen any great cars ... are you sure this is the right spot?" 2 - "Look, I did what you said ... that's right, engines running, unlocked, windows down, titles on the driver's seat ... yes, all day, since first thing this morning ... look, they're still here, that's all I can tell you ... no, we can't just take off the plates and leave them here, they'll trace the VINs back to us ... why don't we try eBay with no reserve again?"