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Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by 134282, Jan 2, 2004.

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  1. Hubert888

    Hubert888 F1 Veteran BANNED

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    Officer: Is that a Mustang?
     
    Hubert888, Jan 3, 2004
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  2. sherpa23

    sherpa23 F1 World Champ Owner Rossa Subscribed

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    Officer: "Does that thing got a Hemi?"
     
    sherpa23, Jan 3, 2004
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  3. zjpj

    zjpj F1 Veteran

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    haha, those new Dodge Hemi commercials are all over the place.

    An aside: has anyone noticed that in car commercials, they always overlay the sound of some high revving engine when there's no way that the car they are advertising has that engine noise? It will be some Acura sedan and it will sound like a muted Lamborghini or Corvette or something. It's so annoying!
     
    zjpj, Jan 3, 2004
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  4. sherpa23

    sherpa23 F1 World Champ Owner Rossa Subscribed

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    Yeah, but it's not as bad as movies that have sport bikes like a Ducati or an Aprilia and they overlay the sound of a 4 cylinder Japanese bike. It's so unnatural to my ears.
     
    sherpa23, Jan 3, 2004
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  5. jimpo1

    jimpo1 Two Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Officer: 'Yeah, I used to have me a Fiero too....'
     
    jimpo1, Jan 3, 2004
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  6. beast

    beast F1 World Champ

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    UH no officer this is not a Ferrari it is a Fiero. You need to take a class in car recognition :D
     
    beast, Jan 3, 2004
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  7. hps

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    .." as a matter of fact, I am Mario Andretti...!"
     
    hps, Jan 3, 2004
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  8. benedict

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    "You can write me up all you want officer, but if you touch my car you'll pull back a bloody stump!" LOL
     
    benedict, Jan 3, 2004
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  9. benedict

    benedict Formula Junior

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    "No, son I'm not familiar with that Sammy Hagar song, how does it go?"
     
    benedict, Jan 3, 2004
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  10. GuardsRed

    GuardsRed Karting

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    Cop: "This is the best looking kit car I have ever seen? Is this based on a Corvette? Sweeeet."

    Driver: (To cop) "This may hurt a little..."
     
    GuardsRed, Jan 3, 2004
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  11. Mule

    Mule F1 Rookie Owner Rossa Subscribed

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    Roland: "Keep it, I'll build another!"
     
    Mule, Jan 4, 2004
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  12. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    This has got to be, by far, the best caption contest, EVER...! i can't even choose...! These are all so funny...!

    Miltonian, Darth (x2), Mule, Benedict, Hubert888 & Peters- those were probably the funniest, but these are all greats...

    "i heard someone was doing donuts in the parking lot and i wanted to know if there were any left..."

    ROTFLMAO...!!!
     
    134282, Jan 5, 2004
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  13. Roland E Linder

    Roland E Linder Formula 3

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    Your guys had a lots of fun in my "misery". I told him that I won Le Mans with a P car in the late 60, but he had to follow me to the ranch to have proof of it. He was very cool after that and I had no ticket !!!!!
    Now, we are buddy buddy and I can "race " again thru town..
    Life is tuff when you get older !!!!!
    Roland
    F40LM
     
    Roland E Linder, Jan 5, 2004
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  14. jimpo1

    jimpo1 Two Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Roland, what proof did you provide?
     
    jimpo1, Jan 5, 2004
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  15. Santini

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    Cop: "uh, could I interest you in a pair of tickets to the Policemen's Ball?"

    Driver: "who are you kiddin'? Policemen have no balls!"
     
    Santini, Jan 5, 2004
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  16. Quasimotor

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    Officer: I've been waiting all day for you.
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    Quasimotor, Jan 5, 2004
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  17. Miltonian

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    "I know what you mean, Officer. I couldn't catch the guy with the yellow Ford GT Mk.IV either !!"
     
    Miltonian, Jan 5, 2004
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  18. Teenferrarifan

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    "This must be the base model there isn't even a radio or cup holder who would buy one of these? WTF no door handles either. "

    Erik
     
    Teenferrarifan, Jan 5, 2004
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  19. Roland E Linder

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    Hi, the cop knew right the way who I was when stepping in my trophy room..after having a heart attack in my garage/shop. That was enough to get his blessing. He is car (muscle) guy..
    Roland
     
    Roland E Linder, Jan 5, 2004
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  20. joeyy

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    Cop: "Do you know how fast you were going?"
    Driver: " sorry i don't, i was trying to hard not to spill my beer!"
     
    joeyy, Jan 5, 2004
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  21. 96impalaSS

    96impalaSS F1 Rookie

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    officer:Just wondering but... why the F*ck did you even bother pulling over!?
     
    96impalaSS, Jan 5, 2004
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  22. speedy pete

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    Cop: I clocked you at over 120mph under the bridge.
    F40 guy: Yea I probably could have hit 200 mph if you didn't pull me over.
     
    speedy pete, Jan 5, 2004
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  23. Roland E Linder

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    That is the best for me, Speedy Pete, you have the top step on the podium..
    Roland
     
    Roland E Linder, Jan 5, 2004
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  24. robiferretti

    robiferretti F1 Rookie

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    No officer you must be mistaken me for another f-40 with a big metal wing
     
    robiferretti, Jan 5, 2004
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  25. robinh

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    OK, I'll give you a head start
     
    robinh, Jan 5, 2004
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