FerrariChat Caption Contest...!

Officer: Is that a Mustang?

 

Officer: "Does that thing got a Hemi?"

 

haha, those new Dodge Hemi commercials are all over the place.

An aside: has anyone noticed that in car commercials, they always overlay the sound of some high revving engine when there's no way that the car they are advertising has that engine noise? It will be some Acura sedan and it will sound like a muted Lamborghini or Corvette or something. It's so annoying!

 

Yeah, but it's not as bad as movies that have sport bikes like a Ducati or an Aprilia and they overlay the sound of a 4 cylinder Japanese bike. It's so unnatural to my ears.

 

Officer: 'Yeah, I used to have me a Fiero too....'

 

UH no officer this is not a Ferrari it is a Fiero. You need to take a class in car recognition

 

.." as a matter of fact, I am Mario Andretti...!"

 

"You can write me up all you want officer, but if you touch my car you'll pull back a bloody stump!" LOL

 

"No, son I'm not familiar with that Sammy Hagar song, how does it go?"

 

Cop: "This is the best looking kit car I have ever seen? Is this based on a Corvette? Sweeeet."

Driver: (To cop) "This may hurt a little..."

 

Roland: "Keep it, I'll build another!"

 

Your guys had a lots of fun in my "misery". I told him that I won Le Mans with a P car in the late 60, but he had to follow me to the ranch to have proof of it. He was very cool after that and I had no ticket !!!!!
Now, we are buddy buddy and I can "race " again thru town..
Life is tuff when you get older !!!!!
Roland
F40LM

 

Roland, what proof did you provide?

 

Cop: "uh, could I interest you in a pair of tickets to the Policemen's Ball?"

Driver: "who are you kiddin'? Policemen have no balls!"

 

Officer: I've been waiting all day for you.
Driver: Well, I got here as fast as I could.

 

"I know what you mean, Officer. I couldn't catch the guy with the yellow Ford GT Mk.IV either !!"

 

"This must be the base model there isn't even a radio or cup holder who would buy one of these? WTF no door handles either. "

Erik

 

Hi, the cop knew right the way who I was when stepping in my trophy room..after having a heart attack in my garage/shop. That was enough to get his blessing. He is car (muscle) guy..
Roland

 

Cop: "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Driver: " sorry i don't, i was trying to hard not to spill my beer!"

 

officer:Just wondering but... why the F*ck did you even bother pulling over!?

 

Cop: I clocked you at over 120mph under the bridge.
F40 guy: Yea I probably could have hit 200 mph if you didn't pull me over.

 

That is the best for me, Speedy Pete, you have the top step on the podium..
Roland

 

No officer you must be mistaken me for another f-40 with a big metal wing

 

OK, I'll give you a head start