http://www.playerappreciate.com/pimphandle.asp I am Icemaster Dave Wicked! And it changes each time you reenter your name.
President Carbon Rock. G. Digital McCoy Slither. Tricktickler McCoy Beautiful. Big Playah McCoy Shmoove. Pimp Daddy C. Sneed. Bishop Don C. Kicks. Tricktickler McCoy Skillz. Sticky Fingers C. Beautiful. Funk Master Carbon Wicked. Ice Master McCoy Flash. Golden Brown Carbon Valentine. (my favorite so far). Papa C. Love. Master Pimp McCoy Slim. Treacherous C. Rockefeller. Professor Truth Carbon Love. Pimptastic C. Quick. Treacherous Carbon Slick. Pimptastic Carbon Slither. Sugartastic McCoy Glide. Fadeproof Carbon G. Reverend Doctor C. Squeeze. Sticky Fingers McCoy Slither. Delicious McCoy Love. (now where've i heard that before?). Golden Brown Carbon Glide. (Sounds like a chocolate-flavored lubricant). Master Pimp Carbon Squeeze. Snake Eyes C. Wicked. Pimptastic McCoy Skillz. Suede C. Flava. Silicon Slick C. Skillz. Tricktickler C. Rockefeller. Golden Brown Carbon Slim. Big Playah Carbon Skillz. Fadeproof Carbon Large. (another favorite!). Diamondtrim McCoy Ice. Treacherous McCoy Clinton. (Dave will LOVE this one!). Devious Honey Carbon Fresh. Sticky Fingers C. Flow. Vicious D. McCoy Flex. (sounds like a really embarassing bathroom accident). Pimptastic McCoy Flash. Reverend Doctor McCoy Slick. Macktastic C. Trump. (Sounds like something that would urge me to go to a clinic). Crazy Eyes McCoy Gates. (Sounds like a name Gus would give me if we had to go "take care" of something). Treacherous C. Slim. Sugartastic C. Luthor. Stealth Maestro McCoy Large. (If Jordan and i put a band together, that's what it would be called). Magic Tickle. McCoy Sweetness. (i swear i've had to deny that namesake in a court of law). Silicon Slick C. Ice. Reverend McCoy Fresh. (Pimps for Jesus?). Silver Tongue C. Glide. (i did NOT have sexual relations with that woman). Pimp Daddy McCoy Ice. Mack Master C. Joker. Bishop Don Carbon Dogg. Fine Ass Carbon Quick. (A perfect example of the blatant irony of this site). Papa C. Beautiful. Professor Truth McCoy Tickle. (There's a lot of tickling going on here; is this some sort of twisted, clandestine arcane Mr. Rogers reference?). Pimp Daddy Carbon Sweetness. Sheik C. Joker. Reverend Doctor C. Large. (No one would even believe that). Pimp Daddy Carbon Slither. Sugartastic McCoy Dazzle. (This is what they called me at the local precinct when i was a kid). Bishop Don McCoy Rock. (The pope gave me this name). Sticky Fingers McCoy Rockefeller. Suede C. G. Funk Master C. Fresh. Vicious D. Carbon Sneed. (That was the title of the article in the paper the day i graduated high school). Funk Master Carbon Valentine. Golden Brown Carbon Shmoove. (This went away after 3 days of ointment treatment). Deacon Dr. Carbon Jazz. (As you can tell, i'm very religious). Sweet Chocolate McCoy Slick. Sheik Carbon Shmoove. Pimp Daddy C. Clinton. Devious Honey McCoy Flow. (i'm still taking antibiotics for this). Tricktickler Carbon Fresh. Stealth Maestro C. Dogg. Suede McCoy G. Mack Master C. Squeeze. (i did this in public and was arrested). Ghetto Fabulous C. Gates. (That right there is just straight up poetic). Dopetastic Carbon Tickle. (My parole officer wasn't happy when he found about this). Suede Carbon Large. (My ex-girlfriend broke up with me when i told her this was how i wanted to be addressed from that day forward). Magic Tickle. McCoy Quick. Deacon Dr. McCoy Sweetness. (i was a live-in pastor at the Hershey factory when i was dubbed with this moniker). Devious Honey Carbon Squeeze. (Another reason i'm not allowed to vote). Sheik McCoy Silk. Reverend McCoy Kicks. (This is back when i was obsessed with Bruce Lee). Bishop Don C. Jazz. Stealth Maestro C. Smooth. Professor Truth McCoy Clinton. Fine Ass C. Flex. (This is similar to "don't drop the soap"). Master Fly C. Love. Master Pimp C. Slick. Crazy Eyes C. Squeeze. Diamondtrim C. G. (In stores now!). Silicon Slick McCoy Gates. Bishop Don McCoy Rockefeller. Big Playah McCoy Shizzle. Vicious D. C. Shmoove (It's a British Columbia thing, you wouldn't understand). Trick Magnet C. Love. Big Playah McCoy Dogg. G. Digital C. Beautiful. Diamondtrim McCoy Flex. Snake Eyes McCoy Luthor. Mack Master McCoy Rockefeller. Fadeproof Carbon Skillz. Papa C. Love. Magic Tickle. McCoy Luthor. Reverend Doctor McCoy Beautiful. Silver Tongue McCoy Squeeze. Golden Brown C. Shizzle. Ice Master C. Luthor. Crazy Eyes McCoy Rock. Pimptastic McCoy Squeeze. Reverend Doctor McCoy Wicked. Mack Master McCoy Trump. Fine Ass McCoy Slick. (Not recommended in a crowded room).
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Pimp Daddy Doody Squeeze Vicious D. Mister Slick Macktastic Doody Valentine very funny stuff - thanks for posting the link, dude. doody.
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...and your license plate frame should say something "StayPuff Maranello Motorcars" or something like that...
Mr. White Chocolate Marshmallow Flex Sweet Chocolate Marshmallow G. Ghetto Fabulous Man Quick Mack Master Marshmallow Slim Papa Marshmallow Valentine Sheik Marshmallow Silk (sounds like condoms...) Pimp Daddy M. Kicks Delicious Marshmallow Jazz