The Good, the bad and the ugly..................

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
UGLY: Your daughter has them.

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
UGLY: You're in them.

Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a crossdresser.
UGLY: He looks better than you.

Good: Your son's finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
UGLY: So are you.

Good: You give the birds and bees speech to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
UGLY: With corrections.

Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
UGLY: She's a lawyer.

Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: The postman had the same idea.
UGLY: You have to wait.

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DL

 

HAHAHAHHA! Those are choice!

 

Excellent!
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Good stuff Darth.

 

Darth, you need to come visit MY forum!!!!!

DrS

 

********, these have been posted on every forum and circulated in email for the past 100 years.

Please quit posting age-old crap.

 

Email hasn't been around for "100 years".
Please quit posting lies.

 

Hey, *****-for-brains, lighten up! It's HUMOR. You could stand to develop a sense of one.
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i hadnt seen them before. I thought they were hillarious. Reminds me of MAD Mag. humor.

 

You are great at giving advice, but horrible at following it.

Prozac is your friend.

 

I believe it is Il Commendatore, so between spelling, liking Bangle designs, and whining about others, I think IC needs to STFU.

 

Anyone here besides sfumato give a shet? I didn't think so.

 

i do; stop being a chocolate starfish...

 

Stop talking weak smack.