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The Good, the bad and the ugly..................

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by darth550, Jan 27, 2004.

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  1. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    Jul 14, 2003
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    Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
    Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
    UGLY: Your daughter has them.

    Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
    Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
    UGLY: You're in them.

    Good: Your husband understands fashion.
    Bad: He's a crossdresser.
    UGLY: He looks better than you.

    Good: Your son's finally maturing.
    Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
    UGLY: So are you.

    Good: You give the birds and bees speech to your daughter.
    Bad: She keeps interrupting.
    UGLY: With corrections.

    Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
    Bad: She wants a divorce.
    UGLY: She's a lawyer.

    Good: You came home for a quickie.
    Bad: The postman had the same idea.
    UGLY: You have to wait.


  2. 4sfed4

    4sfed4 Karting

    Dec 22, 2003
    HAHAHAHHA! Those are choice!
  3. MARQ

    MARQ Formula 3

    Feb 9, 2002
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    #3 MARQ, Jan 27, 2004
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  4. aawil

    aawil Formula 3

    Aug 10, 2002
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    Good stuff Darth.
  5. DrStranglove

    DrStranglove FChat Assassin
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    Oct 31, 2003
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    Darth, you need to come visit MY forum!!!!!

  6. ********, these have been posted on every forum and circulated in email for the past 100 years.

    Please quit posting age-old crap.
  7. 62 250 GTO

    62 250 GTO F1 Veteran

    Jan 9, 2004
    Nova Scotia Canada
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    Email hasn't been around for "100 years".
    Please quit posting lies.
  8. maranelloman

    maranelloman Guest

    #8 maranelloman, Jan 27, 2004
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    Hey, *****-for-brains, lighten up! It's HUMOR. You could stand to develop a sense of one.
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  9. 96impalaSS

    96impalaSS F1 Rookie

    Dec 8, 2003
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    i hadnt seen them before. I thought they were hillarious. Reminds me of MAD Mag. humor.
  10. JaguarXJ6

    JaguarXJ6 F1 Veteran

    Feb 12, 2003
    Black Hawk, CO
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    You are great at giving advice, but horrible at following it.

    Prozac is your friend.
  11. Sfumato

    Sfumato F1 World Champ

    Nov 1, 2003
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    Angus Podgorney
    I believe it is Il Commendatore, so between spelling, liking Bangle designs, and whining about others, I think IC needs to STFU.
  12. Anyone here besides sfumato give a shet? I didn't think so.
  13. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ

    Aug 3, 2002
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    Carbon McCoy
    i do; stop being a chocolate starfish...
  14. Stop talking weak smack.

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