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  1. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    From a strictly mathematical point of view, it goes like this:

    What makes 100%?

    What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
    100%.

    How about achieving 103%?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
    questions:

    If:

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,

    then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and,

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

    21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    and, look how far ass kissing will take you:

    A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G

    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

    While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get
    yout
    here,
    B-u-l-l-s-h-i-t and A-s-s Kissing will put you over the top!
     
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  3. BWS550

    BWS550 Wants to be a mod

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    TONY

    I THINK THE WEATHER IN ENGLAND HAS AFFECTED YOU MATE, YOU HAVE WAY TO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS, BUT DO ENJOY YOUR POSTS :)

    BRUCE
     
  4. KevinW

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    I like this so much, I'm going to print it and post it in my home office!
     
  5. C. Losito

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    This reminds me of the old "Women are evil" algebra problem.

    All men know that women take time and money, it can therefore be said that...

    Women = Time * Money

    And since time IS money it can be said that...

    Women = Money * Money = Money^2 (that’s squared by the way)

    And since money is the root of all EVIL, it can be said that….

    Money = √Evil

    Therefore….

    Women = (√Evil)^2

    And therefore….

    Women = EVIL.
     
  6. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    HAHA! Bruce,

    I do my best to fit work into my Fchat postings.....
    Regards
    Tony
     
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    Tony,

    Some great posts. although this is an old one. :D Still entertaining though!
     
  10. TexasF355F1

    TexasF355F1 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    I have always found it interesting that grade school teachers always try and say there is nothing more than 100%. But yet, there is. So why do they teach lies?
     

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