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  1. tonyh

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    #1 tonyh, Feb 23, 2004
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    Yesterday I was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need new one. It had always been there." The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car ?"She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."
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  3. Korr

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    I use 710 oil in my car all the time. It is better at low temps than 700 oil, and better at higher temps than 720.

    710 is the perfect viscosity rating for any oil.
     
  4. TimN88

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    Sounds like her car was experiencing an ID-10-T error.
     
  5. darth550

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    The difference between men and women:

    A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving
    down the same road.

    As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and
    yells: "PIG"!!

    The man immediately leans out his window and replies with
    "*****".

    They each continue on their way, as the man rounds the next corner
    he runs into a pig in the middle of the road..

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  6. tonyh

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    Hi Dave,
    Good trip?
     
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    Hi Tony,

    Fantastic...still drunk! :) :)

    Dave
     
  9. tonyh

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    Looked horrible from your pics........NOT ! Welcome back.
     
  10. 96impalaSS

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    That was pretty funny.
     
  11. tifosi69

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    LOL !! Was this lady at the dealer a blond by any chance?
     
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