Some time ago, I found several websites that made acronyms out of auto manufacturers' names. Some of these are fairly well known (FIAT=Fix It Again, Tony), of course. I had no trouble coming up with one for our favorite marque: F = Fast, E = Exciting, R = Racy, R = Red, A = And R = Really I = Impractical. So all Ferraris are not red, but enough of them are to make that fit. And if you object to "Impractical", "Italian" would work about as well. (The other one I came up with was for DAEWOO = Does Any Engineer Wanna Own One?) Now I DARE anyone to come up with one of these for LAMBORGHINI!