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Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by Gatorrari, Mar 18, 2004.

  1. Gatorrari

    Gatorrari F1 World Champ
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    Feb 27, 2004
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    Jim Pernikoff
    Some time ago, I found several websites that made acronyms out of auto manufacturers' names. Some of these are fairly well known (FIAT=Fix It Again, Tony), of course.

    I had no trouble coming up with one for our favorite marque:
    F = Fast,
    E = Exciting,
    R = Racy,
    R = Red,
    A = And
    R = Really
    I = Impractical.
    So all Ferraris are not red, but enough of them are to make that fit. And if you object to "Impractical", "Italian" would work about as well.

    (The other one I came up with was for DAEWOO = Does Any Engineer Wanna Own One?)

    Now I DARE anyone to come up with one of these for LAMBORGHINI!
     
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  3. SrfCity

    SrfCity F1 Veteran

    Nov 1, 2003
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    How about "Incredible"?
     
  4. dogue

    dogue Formula Junior

    Sep 2, 2001
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    Terry
    You could also subsitute "Red" for "Rare". Especially considering mine is Silver.

    Terry
     
  5. bluekawala

    bluekawala Formula Junior

    Jan 22, 2004
    430
    Ormond Beach, FL
    Loud,
    Aggressive,
    Mean
    Beasts,
    Occuring
    Rarely,
    Gathering
    Hoards (of)
    Insecure
    Nymphs
    Inside ;)

    I don't see it as a bad thing! :) (The insecure nymphs being the hot women you pick up not the cool drivers. ;) ) Sorry about the (of) kinda against the rules... but makes it easier to understand. ...I hope nymphs isn't too risque. Feel free to tell me and I'll erase it. :)

    Drive Happy!
     
  6. Gatorrari

    Gatorrari F1 World Champ
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    Very good!!
     
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  8. DGS

    DGS Four Time F1 World Champ
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    How about anagrams: LAMBORGHINI: A RIM BLING HO or HIM LABORING or GRIM HOBNAIL or HARIM GOBLIN or (ironically) ROMAN GHIBLI.

    While I've got the page up, MASERATI: AREA MIST or STEAM AIR or AM SATIRE. ;)

    FERRARI: IF RARER

    ALFA ROMEO: FEAR MOOLA

    McLAREN: NARC MEL
    WILLIAMS: ILL SWAMI
    RENAULT: NEUTRAL
    SAUBER: BEAR US
    TOYOTA: TAO TOY
     
  9. alx355gt

    alx355gt F1 Veteran

    Feb 3, 2004
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    Hehe,

    Leftovers
    And
    More ( or Mechanical)
    BULLsh*t
    On
    Roads
    Gets
    Heavily
    Irritating!
    Not
    Intrested!

    Just kidding... :D
    Really no offense to the Lambo owners...
    Feel free to correct/improve...

    Greets, Alex.
     
  10. alx355gt

    alx355gt F1 Veteran

    Feb 3, 2004
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    Alexander
    Ferrari...

    Fancy
    Exotic,
    Rare
    Racer?
    Awesome!
    Really
    Incredible!

    And ironically...

    Fancy
    Exotic,
    Reliabelity-
    Racer?
    Actually
    Really
    Insane!
     
  11. jimpo1

    jimpo1 Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Jul 30, 2001
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    Jim E
    Fast
    Exotic
    Requiring
    Realistic
    Amounts of
    Ridiculous
    Interdependence
     
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  13. Ken

    Ken F1 World Champ

    Oct 19, 2001
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    Kenneth
    Lotus:

    Lots
    Of
    Trouble
    Usually
    Serious

    Which isn't really the case. It's lots of little troubles usualy easily fixable. And after enough time a lot less troubles once they're fixed. I hope.

    Ken
     
  14. Prancing_Horse

    Prancing_Horse Formula Junior

    Dec 23, 2003
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    Arlington,VA
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    Dan
    ive got a joke

    whats the dieference between a porsche and a porcupine?















    the prick is inside
     
  15. Gilles27

    Gilles27 F1 World Champ

    Mar 16, 2002
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    Jack
    Lambo
    Allan
    Makes
    Boisterous
    Opinions
    Regarding
    Gallardos!
    He
    Is
    Nuts
    Inthehead
     

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