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  1. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    A little girl was leading her dog through the park when an old man
    stopped her, saying, "That sure is a pretty dress you're wearing."

    The little girl smiled and said, "Thank you, sir. My mama bought it
    for me. This is my dog Porky."

    The old man chuckled. "I'll bet a nickel I can guess why you call him
    that."

    She shook her head. "I'll bet you can't."

    He laughed and said, "You called him Porky because he's so fat."

    She shook her head. "No sir, we call him that because he f*cks pigs."
     
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    LMAO...!!!
     
  3. jimpo1

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    A man was jogging through the park one day and passed a frail old man, sitting on a park bench. The old man was crying uncontrollably. The jogger stopped to ask the man what was wrong.

    The old man told him: "A little over a year ago, I met an incredibly beautiful 23 year old woman. We kept running into each other, and before you know it, we were dating! We dated for a few months and knew we must be married. We married within a few days after that, and for the last six months, I've awakend every morning next this angel, who always greets me with a smile and makes love to me first thing. She then brings me a warm robe and walks me to the bath. While I'm bathing she prepares a wonderful breakfast me. After breakfast, she does nude aerobics in front of the TV, followed by another round of lovemaking. After my morning nap, she always has a wonderful lunch prepared. We spend the afternoons together, and she is always eager to fulfill my every request. After our evening meal, sometimes her girlfriends come over, and the two of them please each other and meet my every request. We then make love again and I fall asleep in her arms."

    "That sounds wonderful!" exclaimed the jogger, "but why are you crying?"

    The old man replied "I can't remember where I live!"
     

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