Another Paris Hilton Thread!

Jordan, one day my boy you'll grow older and become pigs like us who take as much pleasure in driving other things than Ferrari's and love the sounds they make...

 

ah yes the shrill sound of a ( chose) blonde, brunette, redhead in one cylinder glory. gives new meaning to " test drive" and " BORE VERSUS STROKE" !!

 

Hmmm i dont know... Paris Hilton is pretty hot. Not as hot as Britany, whose my #1, but after this tape, she has moved one step closer!

 

Anyone else heard that it was a pornstar called Krystal Steal in the so called Paris Hilton videos? Or at least some of them...

If not, check her out. She's hot!

 

where can we see this video ? Just so i dont feel left out !

 

She made those tapes right after the paris tapes.

Jordan, you will never be my #1. lol

 

She isn't the hottest hole on the planet, but here's how I see it:

I'm nothing more than glorified white trash. I shared a damn futon with my two sisters when I was a kid because my mom had zero cash. When I went to school, there were always a few of these rich b!tches, you know, the ones who's daddy makes a jillion bux and hands it all to his whore of a daughter. Anyways, these little t-wats were hot alright, but they were having NOTHING of me. They wanted Joe Rich-Kid, the suntanned punk who was driving the Merceded at 16.

So, instead of dating and nailing these hot little girls, I stayed up at night and punched the clown while imagining bumpin' uglies with them.

Now, I no longer have to imagine. With my copy of the Paris Hilton sex tape, I can easily visualize myself beating the crap outta the fish-hole of one of those little rich brats who never even gave me the time of day.

Does that explain any of it?

 

Maybe you need to see a shrink about some of your inner emotional strife?

 

I have a copy of the imfamous Barbra Streisand porno. You know? It's funny. Even though Babs made this tape...she STILL looks like #2!

Hmmmmmm


DL

 

Maybe??
I think he passed maybe at "but here's how I see it"

 

My therapist won't return my calls. In fact, I think she's got a Restraining Order against me.

Go figure.

 

! lmao...... you guys rock! oh yea and "the olson twins...." devilish grin..... i wont commit any comments in writing cause they are under age still but most of the male world is waiting for them to be "18" nuff said. ps hey Nibbles dont be down on yourself, i always look forward to reading what you have to say. cheers its off to work i go .

 

hey guy,s i just had to log in, im still waiting to the see marenelloman,s picture
icon,s it makes my day.there no doubt ,if you did not see that (hairy lasoo! )it would not pass go.

 

209 days, 8 hours, 12 minutes, 31 seconds

 

As Jerry Seinfeld would say "one doctor won't do it, you need a team from Vienna" LOL. Since I'm in this thread now, I may as well offer my opinion. That video reminds me of those hot yet so self-centered babes that are nothing but an abject disappointment in the sack. At one point the guy said to her "do you want me on camera or just you"? She says "just me". Typical. I would rather have a grateful fatty any day! LOL.

Ben

 

I wonder if that is really her or not, maybe apublicity stunt????

you heard it here first.