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  1. 512Tea Are

    512Tea Are F1 Rookie

    Apr 22, 2004
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    I am seeking others with 'In Depth' knowledge of aural sex. Would prefer a nice '12' but an '8' would suffice. My purpose is to indulge in mutual aural gratification.

    Should there be sufficient respondents I should be pleased to consider a complete orgy of aural sex. Distance no object, as willing to travel for the right experience.

    In the first instance, please advise whether yours is an '8' or '12' - A Big 12 would be very nice - particularly a V12 due to their capability of reciprocating both ways at once. Nevertheless, a nice '8' whilst not as big, will, if handled correctly, certainly 'hit the spot.' A flat 12 will also be acceptable, but as it only enjoys the flat position, it is nothing like as desirable as the throbbing vibrations of the Vee's.

    Likely rendezvous? Any place of your choosing. But must be hard and raw. However, I don't like 'Bends' so any 'Straight' will suffice - the longer the better so that I too can get mine fully extended and thus allow all and sundry to join in with the aural experience.

    This is a serious search as I am becoming a little jaded with performing aural sex on a 'one to one basis' with my own twelve piece orchestra.

    Absolute discretion assured - However a 'Road Angel' licence condom is a prerequisite.
     
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  3. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    Barking mad :p
     
  4. 512Tea Are

    512Tea Are F1 Rookie

    Apr 22, 2004
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    Dear Comrade Toeknee M8,

    I know!
     
  5. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    Have you been on the G&T's ,TArse?
     
  6. 512Tea Are

    512Tea Are F1 Rookie

    Apr 22, 2004
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    Dear Comrade Toeknee M8,

    I only drink champagne M8, and that's only when I visit 'Diamond Lil's Lap Dancing Emporium' with our mutual comrades Ray 360M M8 and Steve M8; who has been at Oulton Park all day with his genius son, Russell M8.
     
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  8. Dale

    Dale F1 Veteran

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    Dear comrade 512 tea by,
    Alway's available for reach round's just call me darling on 0898 696969 im waiting baby give it to me,
    if im busy my girlfriend will help you out,

    cheers
    Dale.
     
  9. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    how the other half live.... ;)
     
  10. 512Tea Are

    512Tea Are F1 Rookie

    Apr 22, 2004
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    Dear Comrade Dale M8,

    Can you write the number again please - you must have written a digit incorrectly - I've tried more than a dozen times and have even begun replacing one or two numbers; all to no avail M8.
     
  11. Dale

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  13. 512Tea Are

    512Tea Are F1 Rookie

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    Dear Comrade Dale M8,

    It was worth placing the 'thread' just for this! I thought it was absolutely wonderful and I shall immediately send it to my friend in The United States of America.

    I am still laughing now!
     
  14. Dale

    Dale F1 Veteran

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    Yes i agree maybe your friend in the states will get this place removed from the uk immediately,please keep it within a 17 mile radius then i will then be able to contribute more to f-chat,

    cheers
    Dale.
     
  15. 512Tea Are

    512Tea Are F1 Rookie

    Apr 22, 2004
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    Dear Dale,

    I shall make certain that when he nuke's the place you will get two days prior notice and will have time a plenty to get down to this place - the fount of all happiness.
     
  16. Dale

    Dale F1 Veteran

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    Your a gent il shim your 48 valve's,with condom glove's,

    http://www.emusing.com/fl_dd_0802.htm

    can't wait no boss just bikini's

    Dale.
     
  17. 512Tea Are

    512Tea Are F1 Rookie

    Apr 22, 2004
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    Dear Comrade Dale m8,

    I regret to say that I failed all the tests!
     
  18. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Oh, man, dude, that was awesome...! Great little "ad" you've got there, very creative, a wonderful read... Thank you... That was really cool...
     
  19. Dale

    Dale F1 Veteran

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    Me to,but hey! there's alway's tomorrow to make up for failure's,
    need to take the collie walkies to sniff the sheep and it's dark and im chicken, so il bid you goodnight sir,

    cheers
    Dale.
     
  20. 512Tea Are

    512Tea Are F1 Rookie

    Apr 22, 2004
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    Dear Comrade NNO M8,

    Glad you like it!

    I'm off out with my two doggies right now - and then to bed.

    Good night and thank you again for your kind comment.

    With kind regards,

    512 Tea Arse
     
  21. 512Tea Are

    512Tea Are F1 Rookie

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    Dear Comrades All,

    I thought this would be nice for a Sunday!
     
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