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Discussion in 'Australia' started by Steve355F1, Oct 23, 2014.

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  1. Maranello550

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    Geezus if you weren't joking I would have said that was really bad and you must be a hard ****er to cope with all that ****.......:)
     
  2. Steve355F1

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    I wasn’t joking. You airline guys are a bunch of soft-cocks...

    :p
     
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  3. Maranello550

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    FO have you ever had to wait 5 minutes for your hotel allowances.....:)
     
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    I had a very good example of how you lot live last year on the trip from Switzerland back to Adelaide.
    Two crew ops. Top hotels all the way. Comfortable transfers. All expenses covered.
    Someone else even does the bloody flight plan and sends you the weather, FFS.

    And most importantly you go from SID to STAR to ILS or RNAV flight after flight after flight.
    Not a visual approach, departure or any real flying anywhere to be seen.
    Talk about soft. There’s even someone sitting next to you to give you a clip around the ear when you look like ****ing it up.

    So I’ll say it again:
    You’re a bunch of soft, overpaid, underworked poofs. :p

    (Can you tell I’m jealous)? :(
     
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  5. Maranello550

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    100% correct.....but don't tell anyone.......:)
     
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  6. Steve355F1

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    Done. Lol.

    :)
     
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  7. moretti

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    I LOLd at that one
     
  8. moretti

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    The bus Gary drives is a self steering model

    He wouldn't know work if it bit him On The arse
     
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    Correct. The most difficult thing he’s done in the last 20 years is invent dodgy excuses for all the cars / parts he’s bought...

    Which reminds me, the Golf is the first black car I’ve ever bought.
    Does that foam crap actually work ok?

    Black cars truly suck, almost as much as black wheels.
     
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    I bought a black Lexus

    Never going to wash it

    It's got titanium coloured wheels which ì hate as well

    Your girlfriend likes my car ......... you should buy one :)

    She also wears trackpants ...... No undies and reckons you're a dud root

    Hard to argue :p
     
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    Of course by girlfriend I meant Simon :p
     
  12. Steve355F1

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    Lexi are strictly for poofs. Just saying.

    You had me worried for a minute there. I thought you really had been talking to my girlfriend!
    But I wear the trackpants in our relationship. The rest I can’t argue with.

    Simon and I broke up when he said the Golf really should be a carby V12...
     
  13. Maranello550

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    Ask Greg......:)
     
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    Yep it’s archive ,it’s due any day soon David,I’ve got to trawl through the hundreds of pages of the service book to find the torque settings for the window bolts if they exist
    Orrr drive the lot to a window professional
    It would be done and we would be driving it to Bowral this week if I’d received the correct one first time around
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  17. Maranello550

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    BS what would you know......I am flat out like a lizard drinking at the moment on crew rest........:)
     
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    What the heck is that?
     
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  22. Maranello550

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    Easy fly it through the guts of a large CB just after you have had your frothed cappuccino........Looks like self loading freight in the back......Job done....... :)
     
  23. Maranello550

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    The C130s used to come out to Lord Howe in the late 80s when I was based there.....
     
  24. Steve355F1

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    With six engines?

    Perhaps they wanted to train pilots on six before the Vulcans arrived?
     
  25. Steve355F1

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    One engine is enough for proper enthusiast pilots!

    :p
     
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