One evening a man got back home from work to find his wife sitting on the steps outside the house with her suitcases packed. "I'm going to Las Vegas!" said the wife bluntly. "Why the hell are you going to Vegas?" replied the man, stunned. "I have just found out that I can make a hell of a lot of money doing what I give you for free!" replied the wife, "And in Las Vegas I can get paid 400 dollars just for giving a guy a blowjob!" The guy thinks about this for a minute, goes into the house, packs his bags and joins his wife outside. "Hey," shouted the wife, "Where the **** do you think you are going?" "I'm going to Las Vegas as well!" replied the man. "But why?" asked the wife. "Well," answered the husband, "I really want to see how the hell you are going to live on 800 dollars a year!"
One day a woman walked into the kitchen and saw her husband trying to kill a fly with a swatter in his hand. "What are you doing?" asked the wife. "I'm hunting these damn flies!" replied the husband. "Really," said the wife, "Have you killed any yet?" "Yeah," replied the husband, "Three males and two females!" "Yeah?" asked the wife, "How can you tell the difference?" "Easy," replied the husband, "Three were on the beer can and two were on the phone!"
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They were just on NBC Today TV show. Lots of people are saying that it was a set up, but they maintain that it wasn't. He is a bar tender and she is a fitness instructor. But they both have dreams of being entertainers, singers, actors. Well this might be their big break. Jon Bon Jovi was on the show via video saying he loved their version. A good news story if it is genuine.
