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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. AKA

    AKA F1 Rookie

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    No we can't.
     
    AKA, Jul 14, 2013
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  2. Aircon

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    lol...I get it.
     
    Aircon, Jul 14, 2013
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  3. Steve Harkness

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    Hey did u no leap on u had a paedophile cousin ! He called **** em young!! So wrong I no
     
    Steve Harkness, Jul 14, 2013
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  4. 365GTC/4

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    Yes we can.
     
    365GTC/4, Jul 14, 2013
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    FazzerPorscheman, Jul 15, 2013
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  6. Aircon

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    For Moretti?

    How about "how to check oil level in a 355 for dummies"?
     
    Aircon, Jul 15, 2013
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  7. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    FO x 355CH !!

    Took you 13 years and Tim from BSM to get it right
     
    moretti, Jul 15, 2013
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  8. Aircon

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  9. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    That boob job photo reminds me of people buying non aussie spec Ferraris.
     
    Aircon, Jul 15, 2013
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  10. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Anyone know who that wanker adam01 is on ae? first he tries to join in on our jokes like he's one of us and fits right in, and now he's becoming a self appointed internet nazi!
     
    Aircon, Jul 15, 2013
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  11. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    sounds like another nobody wannabe
    Image Unavailable, Please Login
     
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  12. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    sounds like he knows how helpful(l) we are :p
     
    moretti, Jul 15, 2013
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  13. Steve Harkness

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    Please explain!
     
    Steve Harkness, Jul 16, 2013
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  14. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Speaking of stupid wannabes, anotherforumuser on ae is another one with comprehension issues.

    Apparently a 'test drive' is the same as a 'joy ride'.

    *shakes head*

    Seriously pal, as pap would say, wake up to yourself.
     
    Aircon, Jul 16, 2013
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  15. Aircon

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    You're kidding, right?
     
    Aircon, Jul 16, 2013
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  16. VIZSLA

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    No one likes a half azzed boob job.
     
    VIZSLA, Jul 16, 2013
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  17. Steve Harkness

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    Of course
     
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  18. Aircon

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    What are you doing here?
     
    Aircon, Jul 16, 2013
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  19. VIZSLA

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    Slumming.

    ;)
     
    VIZSLA, Jul 16, 2013
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  20. Steve355F1

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    What, like 98% of the worlds Ferrari owners?

    Fixed
     
    Steve355F1, Jul 16, 2013
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  21. VIZSLA

    VIZSLA Four Time F1 World Champ Owner

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    Land of the Free, home of the enhanced.
     
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  22. Aircon

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    What do you think of gun ownership?
     
    Aircon, Jul 16, 2013
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  23. VIZSLA

    VIZSLA Four Time F1 World Champ Owner

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    Troublemaker.
    ;)

    The issue has become far too polarized. The NRA has too much influence, blocking any restrictions no matter how reasonable but also that there is no reason that the average American can't own a gun.
    I myself own none and even though I'm relocating to Florida have no plans of getting one.
    ;)
     
    VIZSLA, Jul 16, 2013
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  24. Kelsa

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    F40 vs 308 windscreen the same?!

    My mates all throw me the keys to their car, you don't, makes me think twice about our friendship/bromance!
     
    Kelsa, Jul 16, 2013
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  25. Aircon

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    Whom told me about your driving. That was enough to make sure I don't even take you as a passenger!
     
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