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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. kerrari

    kerrari Two Time F1 World Champ

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    No, not comparing it to Adelaide (which for what it's worth I happen to think is a great place to visit); just sayin' what a great city Sydney is...
    My original comment about which is the best city was meant in the context of the old Syd v Mel argument (which of course to Sydney folk is a non-argument anyway!).
     
  2. sallycarrera

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    Recently, the United Nations initiated a poll with the request..

    "Please tell us your honest opinion about the lack of food in the rest of the world"

    The poll was a total failure.

    The Russians did not understand "please".
    The Italians did not know the word "honest"
    The Chinese did not know what an "opinion" was.
    The Europeans did not know "lack", while the Africans did not know "food".
    Finally, the Americans didn't know a thing about the "rest of the world".
     
  3. Dubya

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    No probs kerrari.... I've live in all Oz capital cities, and Sydney wins... apart from the crap public transport system, and the cost of real estate... And the lack if AFL, Aust Open tennis, F1....
    ....but we do have sunshine and pretty girls...
     
  4. Aircon

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    I went for a ride in a FEOHOS today.
     
  5. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    Hmmmm.....I didn't mean to post that in this thread, but it seems apt.
     
  6. Dubya

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    What's a FEOHOS?
     
  7. Aircon

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    #3532 Aircon, Dec 29, 2013
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  8. simon klein

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    A PROPER FERRARI!!!!















































    Front Engine Old Heap Of S*#t
     
  9. greg246

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    Thanks for the invite!
     
  10. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    STFU
     
  11. greg246

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    Speaking of STFU, I see that Whypocrite now likes 365GT4s
     
  12. Aircon

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    Poor taste, but very odd
     
  13. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Yep,I saw...good to see this is posted in the jokes thread....it suits Whim
     
  14. FazzerPorscheman

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    #3539 FazzerPorscheman, Dec 30, 2013
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  15. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    You're not even a good shot with a camera.
     
  16. Steve355F1

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    Either you ignored the instructions of the flight crew and left your phone on during a flight, or those mods you did to your 308 really were mind-blowing.

    (The whole "phone off in the air" stuff is all bull****, of course)
     
  17. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ
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    LOL!!!!
     
  18. FazzerPorscheman

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    He's cruel.
     
  19. Horse

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    NYD, MtMee, breakie, will text. :)
     
  20. FazzerPorscheman

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    Could be hung over ;) otherwise we are starters. :)
     
  21. Horse

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    Where are you and Lucy going?
     
  22. FazzerPorscheman

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  23. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ
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  24. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    Even though it's BS, it is, of course, allowable to have a phone on as long as it's in flight mode, which it would have been :p

    But, as I said, it was from a very fast 365GTC/4 that I got taken for a ride in.

    Another great car that would benefit from injection.
     
  25. greg246

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    Think I'd rather buy a 308 with the money that would cost
     

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