Aussie joke thread

Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

  1. Gizzi

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    Any track day is a good day isn't it?
     
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    Yep!
     
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    And yep again!
     
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  8. Aircon

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  10. Aircon

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    Yes...and that's why I'm moving out.
     
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    #6035 simon klein, Oct 12, 2017
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    Sorted.
     
  12. Horse

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    Only time she's seen a big snake?
     
  13. simon klein

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    Again...sorted.
     
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    If you live anywhere near some native scrub in the warmer parts of Australia, you have snakes you never see, quietly controlling the rat and mice population and doing you no harm at all.
     
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    I've got one in my roof, one in the shed, and one under the pool deck - that I know of...
     
  17. Aircon

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    this still makes me laugh.

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  18. moretti

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    I think he's right
     
  19. Horse

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    No, he's too old to know how to use the internet!

    Sheesh
     
  20. Gizzi

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    Apparently, 'Doggy Style' is the most common sexual position among married couples. The husband sits up and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead......


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    Must have been to cold for the kids tonight - only eleven turned up in one group!

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  22. Aircon

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    FFS I have no idea what the hell that was about
     
  23. moretti

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    I blame it all on Horse !!

    He's a troublemaker
     
  24. simon klein

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    Neigh.
     
  25. Aircon

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    Oh god stop!

    What's the point of a ban if they don't give you a reason why? Weird.
     
  26. moretti

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    Mine was a generic "abusing users" , like who ???

    The idiot trolls in the F1 section ??

    Pack of ****s the Hamilturd supporters, coming in JUST to stir the pot, admit they are stirring the pot and get away scott free !!! FFS wake up , I reported the trolls and got no response, then get told to report them ..... what for !!! They got what they are after

    When I get 5 minutes I'll get wrxmike to track them down and I'll hack their accounts :p

    Too busy fighting the Great Firewall of China right now
     
  27. Horse

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    I hope you two will be much more respectful towards me in the future.


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