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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. IanB

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    #6201 IanB, May 2, 2018
    I've had quite enough rear-end attention this week thank you :)

    btw you handled that awkward situation last night with dignity and reason - I was impressed. You also have every right to complain about subsidising other people's drinks, but never do. +308 to you.
     
  2. Aircon

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    #6202 Aircon, May 2, 2018
    Oh....thanks, Ian. That's very nice of you. Are you ok? lol
     
  3. Gizzi

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    #6203 Gizzi, May 2, 2018
    I agree. I told him you had a right to your opinion regarding the ‘extra’ amount. F@&k him.


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    #6204 Gizzi, May 4, 2018


    The source of laughs tonight


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  5. Aircon

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    #6205 Aircon, May 4, 2018
    Doesn't take much
     
  6. Aircon

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    #6206 Aircon, May 4, 2018
    Where do typists go for a drink?
     
  7. wax

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    #6207 wax, May 4, 2018
    Space Bar

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  8. Aircon

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    #6208 Aircon, May 4, 2018
    Yep lol
     
  9. moretti

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    #6209 moretti, May 4, 2018
    Do they run up a TAB ?
     
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    #6210 FazzerPorscheman, May 8, 2018
  11. Aircon

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    #6211 Aircon, May 8, 2018
    Whatever works
     
  12. greg246

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    #6212 greg246, May 8, 2018
    I’ve heard Kansas is a hole
     
  13. IanB

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    #6213 IanB, May 8, 2018
    I've heard that you are very "welcoming" :)
     
  14. greg246

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    #6214 greg246, May 8, 2018
    As if you don’t already know that
     
  15. moretti

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    #6215 moretti, May 8, 2018
    Only "U" are missing the point :p
     
  16. FazzerPorscheman

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    #6216 FazzerPorscheman, May 8, 2018
    Not bad for you JM. :)
     
  17. moretti

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    #6217 moretti, May 8, 2018
    What are you doing up at this time of the day ?
     
  18. Aircon

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    #6218 Aircon, May 8, 2018
    None of you sleep?
     
  19. moretti

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    #6219 moretti, May 8, 2018
    I'll wait until I die, then I'll stop speeding and eating as well :)
     
  20. Aircon

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    #6220 Aircon, May 8, 2018
    Do we have to wait long?
     
  21. moretti

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    #6221 moretti, May 8, 2018
    Nope, I'll save you a seat to hell :p
     
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    #6222 Nintendo64, May 9, 2018
    Sir Les and Joan Collins

     
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    #6223 FazzerPorscheman, May 11, 2018
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    #6224 wax, May 11, 2018
    That's on my stubby holder ;)

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    #6225 kerrari, May 11, 2018
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