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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. FazzerPorscheman

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    #6401 FazzerPorscheman, Jan 13, 2019
    Fixed. And oh yes, really.
     
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    #6402 Horse, Jan 13, 2019
    Is that what you two talked about on that GG you shared together?

    NTTIAWWT


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  3. FazzerPorscheman

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    #6403 FazzerPorscheman, Jan 13, 2019
    What happens on GG stays on GG.

    This year I'm bringing these.

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    #6404 Horse, Jan 13, 2019
    Won’t help, guy is a chunt.


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  5. FazzerPorscheman

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    #6405 FazzerPorscheman, Jan 13, 2019
    Whom is Guy?
     
  6. Horse

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    #6406 Horse, Jan 13, 2019
    Whatever happened to Whom?


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  7. FazzerPorscheman

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    #6408 Horse, Jan 13, 2019
    Was that at your place?

    I must come to one of your gay dress up nights.

    NTTIAWWT

    The list of people burnt by Bunsen is very long.

    Poor Brett.


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  9. FazzerPorscheman

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    #6409 FazzerPorscheman, Jan 13, 2019
    Er. Yep.

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    #6410 Horse, Jan 13, 2019
    Olio, cupla daze. :)


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  11. FazzerPorscheman

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    #6411 FazzerPorscheman, Jan 13, 2019
    Looks like a pose you're well familiar with.

    NTTAWWT.
     
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    #6412 Horse, Jan 13, 2019
    Thanks for the loan of a bottle of your hair color for that night too.


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  13. FazzerPorscheman

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    #6413 FazzerPorscheman, Jan 13, 2019
    "I've known him for so long, I knew him when he was grey."
     
  14. Horse

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    #6414 Horse, Jan 13, 2019
    Most of my friends.


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  15. Aircon

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    #6415 Aircon, Jan 13, 2019
    STFU
     
  16. moretti

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    #6416 moretti, Jan 13, 2019
    What does that mean?
     
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    #6417 Aircon, Jan 13, 2019

    No idea..I just remember Brett posting that.
     
  18. Horse

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    #6418 Horse, Jan 13, 2019
    Poor Brett. :(


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    #6419 jmillard308, Jan 13, 2019
    I've sure gotten old!
    I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes.
    I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
    Have bouts with dementia.
    Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
    Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.
    Have lost all my friends.

    But, thank God, I still have my driver's license.
     
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  20. Horse

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    #6420 Horse, Jan 13, 2019
    Sounds like PP.


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    #6421 moretti, Jan 13, 2019
    And unfortunately it's not a joke :p
     
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    #6422 Horse, Jan 13, 2019
    Olio


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  23. moretti

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    #6423 moretti, Jan 14, 2019
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    #6424 moretti, Jan 27, 2019
    Was talking to a woman today and as we know they all worry about their weight , and I tactfully said " you're not fat, just heavy" at which point she fell over laughing saying that was the best way she has ever been called fat in her life :p
     
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  25. FazzerPorscheman

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    #6425 FazzerPorscheman, Jan 28, 2019
    You smooth talker you.
     
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