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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. Horse

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    #6851 Horse, Mar 18, 2020
    Make the most of it, look up all PP’s old posts.


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  2. moretti

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    #6852 moretti, Mar 18, 2020
    You could be banned for being cruel
     
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    #6853 Aircon, Mar 18, 2020
    Fixed
     
  4. Steve355F1

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    #6854 Steve355F1, Mar 18, 2020
    Shorely that would qualify as cruel and unusual punishment?
     
  5. Aircon

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    #6855 Aircon, Mar 18, 2020
    Pearls of wisdom I'll have you know
     
  6. Aircon

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    #6857 kerrari, Mar 18, 2020
  8. Horse

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    #6858 Horse, Mar 18, 2020
    The Butler will get it for him.


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    #6859 kerrari, Mar 18, 2020
    I was thinking the pool boy would get lumbered with extra work...
     
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    #6860 Aircon, Mar 18, 2020
    LOL STFU
     
  11. moretti

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    #6861 moretti, Mar 18, 2020
    Oh ..... that's what it's called these days :p
     
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    #6862 Aircon, Mar 18, 2020
    John Travolta got tested for Corona Virus but it turned out he only had Saturday Night Fever!
     
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    #6863 Aircon, Mar 18, 2020
    The World Health Organisation has announced that dogs cannot pass on Covid19 to humans, consequently all dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
     
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    #6864 moretti, Mar 19, 2020
    Gotta be better than Van aerial disease
     
  15. moretti

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    #6865 moretti, Mar 20, 2020
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    #6866 greg246, Mar 20, 2020
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    #6867 IanB, Mar 20, 2020
    I warned him not to have sex with you.
     
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    #6868 greg246, Mar 20, 2020
    How’s your HIV treatment going?
     
  19. IanB

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    #6869 IanB, Mar 20, 2020
    Not well, I blame Trump and climate change.
     
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    #6870 Ferraridoc, Mar 20, 2020
    And the communist politbureau Chinese death virus
     
  21. Aircon

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    #6871 Aircon, Apr 12, 2020
    Well, I didn't know you could buy it in a can!

     
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    #6872 FazzerPorscheman, Apr 12, 2020
    So many lines spring to mind.
     
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    #6875 PAP 348, Apr 28, 2020
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