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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. knocker

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  2. kerrari

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    #7052 kerrari, Jun 30, 2020
    I went to work ALL DAY Mon and a couple of hours yesterday! :D
     
  3. kerrari

    kerrari Two Time F1 World Champ

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    #7053 kerrari, Jun 30, 2020
    Actually I don’t think that subject exists at all any more? Ask your daughter.
     
  4. kerrari

    kerrari Two Time F1 World Champ

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    #7054 kerrari, Jun 30, 2020
    Yes, it way after your time. :p
     
  5. moretti

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    #7055 moretti, Jun 30, 2020
    Oh that's just nasty !!

    I was referring to the many blackouts QLD use to have ....... can you say "black"outs now or is that racist ?

    What about roulette ?

    Can you bet on the black ?

    I don't want to "whitewash" the subject
     
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    #7056 kerrari, Jun 30, 2020
    Sorry John!
     
  7. knocker

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    #7057 knocker, Jun 30, 2020
    I remember the power cuts in the 70s it was exiting when we were kids, one minute your watching the Sweeney next minute your playing bingo by candlelight [emoji322]
     
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    #7058 Horse, Jun 30, 2020
    **** me, are you 100?
     
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  9. knocker

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    #7059 knocker, Jun 30, 2020
    Not quite but I remember my dad illegally storing gallons of petrol in the shed during the fuel shortages at the time and trips to the caravan in Wales [emoji4]good days [emoji238]
     
  10. moretti

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    #7060 moretti, Jun 30, 2020
    I was kidding, Nicola Tesla was in my class .... as the dumbest kid :p
     
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    #7061 moretti, Jun 30, 2020
    My grandfather had all the fuel he wanted , no shortages for him just after the war .... there was talk of black hand o_O
     
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    #7062 knocker, Jun 30, 2020
    Yep my grandad was a steward on destroyers, he was always bringing hard to find treats home on leave [emoji12]
     
  13. Gizzi

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    #7063 Gizzi, Jun 30, 2020
    Careful you don’t burn yourself! Typing and ironing is dangerous. Now, about that sandwich......


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
     
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  14. moretti

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    #7064 moretti, Jun 30, 2020
    Give it a rest mate, she's busy sweeping the floors and washing the clothes :p
     
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    #7065 Maranello550, Jul 1, 2020
    Ahh the art of multitasking... Wish I could do it...:)
     
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  16. Its328

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    #7066 Its328, Jul 1, 2020
    I'm always in the dog house :D
    I just don't understand what they are teaching girls these days:)
     
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    #7067 Aircon, Jul 1, 2020
    I don't know why they bother teaching them.
     
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    #7068 575, Jul 1, 2020
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    #7069 jmillard308, Jul 1, 2020
    My idea of multitasking is having a pee in the shower :D
     
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    #7070 Aircon, Jul 1, 2020
    OMG
     
  21. Horse

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    #7071 Horse, Jul 1, 2020
    Said everyone.


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    #7073 Ferraridoc, Jul 1, 2020
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    #7074 IanB, Jul 1, 2020
    it will be quite painful when Dr Greg has to remove it from your rectum...
     
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    #7075 Aircon, Jul 1, 2020
    He'll be pushing it in with something, not trying to remove it.
     
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