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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. Maranello550

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    #7176 Maranello550, Sep 3, 2020
    OLIO...
     
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    #7177 Ferraridoc, Sep 4, 2020
    I learned a trick to help me during exams: I hold the film up at an angle. When the examiner asks what the hell I'm doing, I tell him it's to get more contrast in the emulsion. What I was actually doing was getting a reflection off the film, so I could see the fingerprints, which invariably were over the lesion in question.
     
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    #7178 greg246, Sep 4, 2020
    No, not can’t, cant
     
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    #7179 greg246, Sep 4, 2020
    So tell me what’s wrong with the joint replacement in the first X-ray and for bonus points, name the broken bone in the second

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    #7182 Ferraridoc, Sep 4, 2020
    I said finger prints - those aren't fingers
     
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    #7183 Ferraridoc, Sep 4, 2020
    You'd need a smaller battery
     
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    #7189 Aircon, Sep 5, 2020
    I keep hearing you're a mother, not a father.
     
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    #7190 knocker, Sep 5, 2020
    Hope your having a lovely day Simon
     
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    It’s got a clutch does that count
     
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    #7192 Aircon, Sep 5, 2020
    Sadly, no.

    I was talking about a different sort of mother though.
     
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    #7193 knocker, Sep 6, 2020
    If that’s a GG pun it’s gone right over my head
     
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    #7194 Cyt, Sep 6, 2020
    What’s that you’re having? Apple?
     
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    #7195 knocker, Sep 6, 2020
    Yes it appears as much until you crack it open to reveal a delicious mousse thingy, it was delicious, grumpy old Simon would have loved it
     
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    #7196 Ferraridoc, Sep 7, 2020
     
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    #7197 Horse, Sep 7, 2020
    Love that movie.


    Silly signature here to annoy KIAI
     
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    #7198 knocker, Sep 7, 2020
    Ahhh, what a cast
     
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    #7199 Gizzi, Sep 7, 2020
    One of the best movies ever. Hilarious.
     
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    #7200 Its328, Sep 8, 2020
    Yep best movie ever.
    The sound of that black Countach at the start is engraved in my memory!!
     
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