So jealous, I'd give parts of my anatomy to own one of those. I've heard all the negative comments about them but that to me is part of the appeal. I've never seen one on the road and I'm nearly 50!!! To me they are THE supercar!!
Watched it the other night I love the sound of the Daytona flying through the streets of NY (even if it is dubbed) Also for me I enjoyed the Daytona pulling into the service station for fuel
From an email today:- An Israeli doctor says; “In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a mans testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work”. The German doctor says;” That’s nothing, in Germany we take a part of the brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work”. The Russian doctor says; “Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another’s chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work”. The Australian doctor laughs; “You are all behind us. We took a man with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made him premier of Victoria. Now the whole state is looking for work!”
Squirrels Find Religion As a band of squirrels had become quite a problem, the Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will. At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week. The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide. The Episcopalians tried a much more unique path by setting out pans of whiskey around their church in an effort to kill the squirrels with alcohol. They sadly learned how much damage a band of drunk squirrels can do. But the Catholic church came up with a very creative strategy! They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter. Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue. They caught the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven't seen a squirrel since.
A good old fashioned shaggy dog story . A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale .' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" he asks the dog. "Yes," the Labrador replies. After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, "So, tell me your story." The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the SAS. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders. Because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping, I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years." "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger, so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow Airport to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired." The man was amazed! He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog. "Ten quid," the owner says. "£10...!!? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?" "Because he lies; he's never been out of the garden."
Jesus, I had to stop half way, as my arteries were clogging up and I started getting crushing central chest pain and shortness of breath
Seems happy https://www.facebook.com/196022133745981/posts/2889582877723213/?vh=e&extid=1Rjb6prkdJkFZBdf
