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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. Ferraridoc

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  6. Horse

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    It’s an old woman, so could be either.


    Silly signature here to annoy KIAI
     
    Horse, Jan 31, 2022
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    How cruel and unwarranted.

    Poor JM. [emoji848]
     
    FazzerPorscheman, Jan 31, 2022
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    Shouldn't you be working ........... like me ? :p
     
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    Nothing like you.

    I'm actually productive. [emoji16]
     
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    Yeah
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    What do you think is productive about what you do?

    Asking for an acquaintance.
     
    Aircon, Jan 31, 2022
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    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    So true.

    Shooting. Parking. Driving.
     
    Aircon, Jan 31, 2022
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    Whom?


    Silly signature here to annoy KIAI
     
    Horse, Jan 31, 2022
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    No....Wes

    I already know how productive whom is.
     
    Aircon, Jan 31, 2022
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    Yes. Footling breech presentation (It's a thing, ask Pat :D )
     
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    Left arm looks a little long
     
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    Usually at 2am when the O&G is sleeping off a dinner party
     
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    No, there's a hormone called relaxin that can do that - 4ft long arms happens all the time
     
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    It also drives the eyes apart...
     
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    Well, they could treat them, which may kill them, so same result :p
     
    moretti, Feb 3, 2022
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