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Aussie joke thread

Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ
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    I'll never do shift work again,did way to much when I was managing....wait for it:pizza Huts and Big and Red Rooster stores a hundred years ago!
     
  2. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Finally !!!

    None of us wanted to tell you that you needed help :p

    Mine is a mental health nurse but I keep all of that nancy boy twaddle at arms length ....... FFS I'm fine, just ask me :p
     
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  3. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ
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    This just popped up in my profile page BWAAHAAHAAHAA,you're all wrong!
    I'm a really nice bloke:

    "You have been awarded a trophy: Respected"
     
  4. Steve355F1

    Steve355F1 F1 World Champ
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    Aug 26, 2011
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    Lol.

    Well, I did say my transition to grumpy old man would happen seamlessly...
     
  5. 365GTC/4

    365GTC/4 F1 Rookie

    Apr 7, 2005
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    You're transitioning are you? Getting ready for Greg's next spa night?
     
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  6. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    This is on the Asylum Monthly ? :D

    Mine just says "We know who and where you are !!"

    On Paranoia Monthly of course :p
     
  7. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    He's non-binarying, get it right :p
     
  8. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    Jun 23, 2003
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    Peter
  9. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    Peter
  10. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Feb 25, 2009
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  11. Bob308GTS

    Bob308GTS Formula 3

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    Just Out

    New male birth control pill, you put it in your shoe and it makes you limp


    it was time to bring back an oldie
     
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  12. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    Jun 23, 2003
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    Peter
  13. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

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    EnzoFerdinand
  14. pkl03

    pkl03 Formula Junior
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    Nov 29, 2004
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    Peter
    Friendship between women.
    A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she slept at her girlfriends house. The husband calls his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.

    Friendship between men.
    A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he slept at his friends house. The wife calls her husband’s 10 best friends. Eight of them confirm that he slept over, and two of them claim he is still there.
     
  15. Ferraridoc

    Ferraridoc F1 World Champ
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    Patrick
  16. Bob308GTS

    Bob308GTS Formula 3

    Sep 26, 2001
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    Bob Campen
  17. DMWC

    DMWC Formula 3

    Jan 23, 2013
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    David C
  18. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    John
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  19. pkl03

    pkl03 Formula Junior
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    Peter
  20. kerrari

    kerrari Two Time F1 World Champ

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    Yep - women kerb their wheels...
    Blokes just blow up their whole engine :rolleyes:
     
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  21. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    But we don't touch park :p
     
  22. Ferraridoc

    Ferraridoc F1 World Champ
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    It's the female version of bouncing off the rev limiter
     
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  23. kerrari

    kerrari Two Time F1 World Champ

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    Karen H.
    Exactly! Easier to repair/ replace a wheel than rebuild an engine!
     

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